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Sunday morning I was up with the lark, at least I thought it was but it turned out to be an evil-looking crow that was half black and half white. I felt a sudden chill. I had never
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2014-11-01 23:20:37
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2 years, 281 days, 20 hours, 6 minutes, 3 seconds
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All that was left was to think of a catchy band name. Crab Rangoon was bandied about, but ultimately discarded. Lenny suggested Feta-ed Fetid Fetus (he always had to get cheese
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2013-03-15 20:44:02
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60 days, 8 hours, 42 minutes, 19 seconds
59
Captain Haberdash sailed the seven seas (well, technically, he only sailed six of them, but he just told people about the seventh, and he knew a guy who had seen it so really he
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2017-08-02 18:47:14
Took
5 years, 87 days, 18 hours, 20 minutes, 42 seconds
59
Then she farted.
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2014-08-23 13:09:16
Took
2 years, 115 days, 14 hours, 52 minutes, 21 seconds
59
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, it was a dark and stormy night. A door slammed and a shot rang out! The maid screamed. A pirate ship appeared on the horizon.
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2016-08-10 23:54:16
Took
3 years, 227 days, 31 minutes, 21 seconds
59
The Hipster businessman founded a Holy Smokes Spirit Association to really cash in on all the
Finished
2014-04-28 13:38:44
Took
2 years, 60 days, 13 hours, 58 minutes, 45 seconds
59
He seated the cabbages with respect and served them bowls of buckwheat groats and cups of fine black tea. Most people were inconsiderate savages, but he felt comfortable and hoped
Finished
2013-02-20 13:40:02
Took
85 days, 15 hours, 52 minutes, 28 seconds
59
He wanted to "Mercedes" his mother. So he designed a car that had her curves and personality, but she was a cantankerous squash-shaped octogenarian. The "Gertrude" sold poorly but
Finished
2013-03-12 01:10:37
Took
339 days, 13 hours, 57 minutes, 35 seconds
59
Its a true story but sounds more like something you see in the movies. This guy was lost as a kid. He gets adopted by foreigners and after 20 years with the help of Google Earth he
Finished
2014-01-03 02:43:10
Took
98 days, 15 hours, 31 minutes, 44 seconds
59
The saucer landed on the landing field. Gramps disembarked, full of stories of planets he had buzzed. Xerel's Dad teeked: "Be kind, you lazy traveler, you." Granny Hargrok smirkled
Finished
2013-11-18 00:57:41
Took
226 days, 2 hours, 45 minutes, 48 seconds
59
"Ain't never told this story before," Bobert whispered from his rocking chair. "You'll see why. Years ago, my wife Greta told me a secret 'fore she left me. She said, Bob, I'm
Finished
2017-03-04 07:13:28
Took
3 years, 56 days, 16 hours, 39 minutes, 51 seconds
59
Dressing in the old lady's clothes was something he never thought he would do. But Just the thought of his blood soaked uniform made him think that the dress fitted him quite well.
Finished
2014-02-07 19:03:30
Took
32 days, 20 hours, 32 minutes, 39 seconds
59
Chicken pen buyin' a Monkey's cousin eggs at your local market ya should always goose's Gregory Peck ter clock if any 're cracked. Wahn day I forgot ter goose's Gregory Peck me egg
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2017-08-14 00:52:57
Took
4 years, 123 days, 23 hours, 28 minutes, 25 seconds
59
She had the eyes of Caligula & the mouth of M Monroe, according to Mitterand who was French & knew his horseflesh. On the day of the funeral, I boarded up my house & left on the
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2015-03-11 22:44:06
Took
1 year, 328 days, 17 hours, 33 minutes, 52 seconds
59
The car was entering the curve at well below the speed limit. Little did this matter as the driver was blindfolded. This was the ultimate test of clairvoyance. As the road turned,
Finished
2016-08-14 16:35:05
Took
3 years, 115 days, 20 hours, 23 minutes, 43 seconds
59
The steak lay quietly in its styrofoam tray, tightly wrapped in plastic, tormented by nightmares. It could neither scream nor thrash nor even shudder at its horrific dreams. No one
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2014-11-08 18:28:42
Took
50 days, 22 hours, 16 minutes, 8 seconds
59
The Lazy Suzanne trundled more heavily than usual. A flour bag, a cookie tin & a bag of english muffins rolled by, but then as it slowed a small shriveled human head came into view
Finished
2014-08-28 20:38:30
Took
1 year, 126 days, 25 minutes, 48 seconds
59
She shouldn't have sent the letter. She didn't mean for anyone to read it, but that, too, is a lie. She knew that when she put the words "need" and "fear" on the page,...
Finished
2016-11-08 16:38:50
Took
3 years, 198 days, 7 hours, 17 minutes, 38 seconds
59
He erotically caressed her nose. She sneezed violently, sighed, & cuddled into a ball beside him. Ah, life was just about perfect.
Finished
2014-05-09 14:26:50
Took
133 days, 17 hours, 57 minutes, 57 seconds
59
Joan Miró was born in...
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2014-07-18 16:41:38
Took
1 year, 81 days, 1 hour, 1 minute, 3 seconds
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