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Quetzalcoatl, Czernobog and a sentient hamster named Myrtle walked into a bar on Tenerife. Quetzalcoatl ordered a Sex on the Beach, Czernobog a Jack and Coke, and Myrtle

Food was scarce in the Wasteland. To my right sat my dog, and to my left sat my father. My eyes darted between them hungrily, and I knew that I had to make a choice.

Ken's eyes widened in horror. "Oh god, I just ruined that fold!"

Walking down the school hallway, he saw Bob the Bully running at him full speed, probably ready to knock him over. "Look man, I'm sorry I slept with Jane, I left my wallet at her

XVM11 ordered a brillo pad burger, wire fries & a motoroil shake to go. He was late for robot's rights demo, but his insides were making scraping noises. A human cop walked in and

There is a Monster at the End of this Story.

"Cutting isn't enough. Neither is delicately holding a burning flame up against my skin. I want to overdose! I want to do it now!" She screamed at her worried English teacher.

"I think we should do what the Eskimos do. Just kick the old people out of the igloos. Leave them for the polar bears and the storm." "Um... Thanks for your input Jerry.

Taking off his thick librarian glasses, loosening the top few buttons of his shirt, and spinning in a circle a la Lynda Carter, John was amazed to find that he was indeed able to

Tiny organic sigils roiled and mumbled in his new corpus. "Frocking incarnation randomizer!" He had hoped to become a spider crystal of Arcturus -- but no. Human again, despite

He rolled over thinking she was talking in her sleep. No, she was quietly dreaming. He looked at her for a minute, never thinking he'd have a love so deep and real. She was fake

I was at the hardware store buying letter & number stencils. I was down to 3 to pick from. Both of the American stencil sets were $23. The Australian stencil set was $1,243 & came

There's a reason the Tour de France is called the Tour de France. Because it supposed to happen in FRANCE. Not in London on a MONDAY. Oh the gridlock hell of it all. Bloody French.

Dusting off his new leather jacket, Kiran winked at the curvy waitress approaching him. He had always been a flirt. "Have a seat at table 10", she said cautiously.

Morgan Freeman looked at himself in the mirror and sighed. Morgan Freeman was Morgan Freeman but he was so lonely. He needed to find someone to love him.

`Dripping blood` was always on Cassie mind. The image of blood is the only image that comes to mind when remembering her past, the days before she came to live with the Shelton`s