I think he was in love with her.

The last summer two best friends were about to start the trip of their dreams a European road trip. They had been planning the trip since they were 10 years old.

Prof. Ivey's widow received his mortal remains six months later. As the young officer who had brought them rode away, Miss Prunella noticed the box only contained a seal envelope.

I built a castle in the sand, Blaming the ocean every time it took it away.

"i Have a plan" exclaimed the president "first we will hire a necromancer" he paused "then we wil raise a army of undead Zombiefish To take over the world MWAHAHAHAHA"

Ah yes, she was free again. She loved a Sunday drive. The Cabbie's aftershave didn't bother her. Ever since the DUI she had to take taxis, but no matter, she was as free as

It was Christmas Eve. She was lying in bed next to him, excitedly talking about hot cocoa and gingerbread. He listened...and then burst into tears. "What's wrong?" she asked. He

Her decrepid tooth reminded him of their first kiss,& the moldering remains of a rose, of their first date. Surely She still loved him so he visited her grave & dug her up.

She picked up a box of carnival glass at the estate sale. A small folio of faded photographs was in the bottom. It held tintypes of a men wearing assorted paper hats, glowering.

"Demi-sec sucks!Give the good stuff,I know you have it!"said Anna.Marc didn't know,she was going to ask him for something.Depending on his answer all would be changed,so she needed

He was watching the crow. That's when he noticed a little black staircase lower from its stomach. Tiny little elves were deplaning out of the crow's chest.

Friar Tuck thought no one knew. "You're going bald and we all know it. Growing the hair on the side only makes it look worse." Tuck wondered what made Lil John a fashion expert

"Great men have little men upon their backs to spite 'em, and little men have lesser men, and so ad infinitum." it was framed and hanging above, Mr. Dursby's great desk. Snidley

They call him the 'Child Whisperer'. What he does isn't much different from horse whisperers, although Derek claims to be psychic. He also claims that Child Whispering is a skill

John and Frank sat at the bar chatting. "I can't believe how mad she got", Frank muttered. "She was working in the kitchen and I just got one little toenail in the

It was a classic Catch22. I had contracted Legionnaire's disease at a gentleman's club, but was supposed to have been at the Admiral's Ball. Faced with a Hobson's choice of whether

She was thirsty. Boy, was she thirsty. Her mouth felt as if someone had run sandpaper over her tongue and then stuffed it with sawdust. She squinted her eyes against the glaring

"Welcome to Cannibal Cafe. Our special tonight is a Limb Burger topped with Limburger and toematoes." Andrew Zimmern studied the menu with trepidation. "I think I'll have the

"Let the penguin boxing match begin," said the announcer. Everyone in the audience cheered. The penguins squawked in confusion as they were put into the ring. "And...FIGHT!"

So Noah saw the dinosaurs coming towards the arc. He had to think fast. There was no way this ship was going to