Let me tell you a story about a man named Jedi.

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It was when Evie couldn't bear to hang any more clothes on the line because all her pegs were unmatching that she took up drinking seriously.

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When I was younger I still dreamed. Now I concede that I cannot do things as they should be done, and do them as they must. It's only here I can play. Follow my whim, fold a care

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I believed before anyone even told me that there was Someone or something to believe in. I knew it in the deepest of my being, as if I had come from the spiritual realm myself.