The explorer blankly gazed at his compass. Only three days left. All of his crew were screaming behind him because they had reached their final test on this voyage: a

Whababababababaaaaahhhh...(click)...Whababababaaaahhhhhh-ssss....(click)....ARUMBUMBUMBUMBUMMMMM--BUMMMMMM...SCREEETCHH! "YEEE-HAWWW!"

Are we not elves?

Man, I hate Monday's.

"Hello, you've reached Jenny Scoops with Jungle Corp International. I'm away at the moment. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as quickly as possible. Thanks." *beep*

but she never forgot. how could she? she was being charged with the death of her own mother. but of course no one would believe it wasnt her, he got away before he was even seen.

5, 4, 3, 2...

Resident of the Moon wouldn't have been Amanda Widdershins' first choice, but the people of Earth were so noisy these days. She looked around at her sparse habitat. It was fine. S

Poop-deck Pappy swayed back & forth in concert with the rising waves. It was right before the storm. These were the moments he cherished...and feared. The story began then...

It had not been a good idea to eat the three day old pizza his roommates left after skipping town without paying the rent. Gordon was sick as a dog when the landlord rang

Yesterday I found myself in the Banal Zone. My cousin's fiance and I found ourselves discussing cheese and cheese product. I insisted on only having real cheese on my sandwiches &

La pequeña Mejunglanza asesina carbodestructiva.

My grandma always made the best chili. That is, until...it...happened. The unthinkable. The unimaginable.

When my four minutes are up foldingstory just publishes my incompleted line unasked. How embarrassing.

On my thankful-for list, shoes that don't require hands to put on, are #3.

Most of my nights are restless. Jarvis is dead!?! How is that possible? Worse yet, how does Detective Marcus think I had anything to do with it. Murder? Me?

Speak power to you. You soak it up. You get higher. You're transcendent. Let go and embrace it. Flow with the Flow to where it is going. Feel good. He happy. The captain asks that

Hello test

I guess I'm cranky because of my melting popsicle syndrome and the fact that it has rained every day and night for the past two freaking weeks! No wonder why my Anaconda is asleep!

Buster laid on the cool floor next to the table. Outside nothing moved. It was too hot!