He waited, sitting cross-legged on the padded floor and staring at the white walls of silence. He had been doing so for an hour now, it was what he was told to do...

Floating over the Rub'al-Khali desert the wind patterned surface cast by the eye of Ra looked like the finger print left by some enormous jinn. As the air cooled so did our balloon

My career really began back when I was in Space Cadets. Sure, most of the hard work came later - it involved washing the hulls of space freighters and checking fuel lines.

Under the guise of helping me to clean up the stables Beecher managed to gather himself a third breakfast. One that he offered to share with me for a story. I felt he was asking on

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One day pepe went for a walk. He came across a large stadium. he went to check what was inside. a csgo tournament. he said "oh my gosh i love csgo".

Every Tuesday, after I watch reruns of "Keeping Up With The Wests," I get a lesson in plagiarism-sorry-sampling from Johann Sebastian Kanye. Kanye says I got no rhythm-what does

...a combination shredder alarm clock. Just place place a high-denomination currency in the top and set the alarm. If one doesn't awake, the blades will

At the changing of the pants ceremony a crowd of tourists gathered. Everyday Vernon would change his pants at exactly 9.23 pm. The best spot for viewing the changing of the pants

Wow. I really did it. I actually established the most gargantuan Petsmart to have ever been graced upon this fine universe. Dogs will bow in the presence of my withstanding power.

Terrence looked pale and emaciated as habitués of the VR do. He seemed to pity me for not joining in, but I made enough to keep myself and my cat housed, fed and healthy. My bike w

Not until she had arrived, did I realize I was wrong

Dude, you are so gullible.

Once upon a time there were three evil witches - the witch of the North, the witch of the South and the witch of the East.

That's a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called BelAir

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"Do we have a sufficient supply of milk?" asked Gary. Nancy rolled her pretty green eyes & chided, "Why don't you just say 'Do we have any milk?'"

She opened her eyes and there was only darkness. Where was she? A bright light flicked on, blinding her temporarily. She blinked away the spots in her vision and saw the source

Now, answer the following: Where do you see yourself in five years? How about ten years? Fifty? A thousand? How about when the sun is a burnt-out cinder? Huh? How 'bout it?

Russian bouncing slugs are fascinating creatures. They are the only known creatures able to incapacitate their prey by making them laugh too hard. Once a victim is