Is it iconic or ironic when an poppa orc's roc pops corks in a stock IROC pumping shock rock?
9 years, 9 days, 58 minutes, 9 seconds
As I sat there with the dessert menu I thought back to that summer day I'd made myself sick eating the whole bucket of blueberries and the folks at the church picnic never got
9 years, 36 days, 3 hours, 34 minutes, 59 seconds
I'm not sure anyone was really surprised the day I screamed some pretty colorful new curse words at my boss, quit my job, and ran off to join the circus.
9 years, 37 days, 8 hours, 3 minutes, 51 seconds
Bryan hissed and shook his now-burning right hand before sticking his fingers in his mouth. He glared for a moment at the offending door handle, trying to assess the best method
5 years, 110 days, 17 hours, 43 minutes, 13 seconds
I drew the robe tightly about me and settled down for a nice long nap. But the robe was not a robe. It was a piece of military technology designed to kill me. Awwwkwwarrdd....
9 years, 90 days, 18 hours, 15 minutes, 28 seconds