I kissed a girl just to try it.

As the smashed computer in front of me

I knew the second my foot hit the pavement, life would never be the same. My parents divided the move into two painful days, spending the first night in some small Minnesota town.

Everyone said you did it, but you didn't. You should

Looks like there was more wet here now than this past summer, Eddie thought to himself, moving closer to the edge but fearful to get too close to the

"I don't believe it" shrieked Martha. "After all the times you've told me you would never do that again. Perhaps now I can finally

And the pirate said with a twinkle in his eye, for that you will need a

He took one last look at everything. His misty, olive green eyes scanned the area. The old ladder leading up to the treehouse. The ducks playing in the lake. Everything. What he

Like many people,Manny was a people-pleaser.It didn't please HIM,but it felt like the right thing to do.Until a day when

He blasted outside. He was shirtless with his sweats stuffed into gortex work boots. He had a fur hat on. He yelled for his son. Lunch was on and he was serving moose stew

Sir Albert set out on his quest for the Holy Grail on a warm July day in the year of the Lord 1234. his companion, a serf named Harold, carried the heavy stuff.

Alan barked curt demands, exciting fortunate Glen Hubbard in jersey knit leotards, making nearly orgasmic protruberances, quieting radio stations titled (uber-veritably) WXYZ.

The ship pitched under the strain of a mountainous swell. Briny ocean spume whipped his eyes. He lashed himself to the deck. Then he saw the monstrous eye breaching from the

Stepping through the door was hard for Marvin. He hadn't left his home in seventeen years. At first, he just hadn't seen the need. After a little time had passed, he

There is such a thing as being too honest! she inwardly screamed at her husband. He had simply said

The less known about her the better. Bradly had made it all the way to his wedding day without a slip, but now that sinking feeling having once fallen in love with a stripper.

Jack contemplated his potential roommates. Why did Janet and Chrissy, two adult women, share a bedroom?

I built my coffin with planks of debt-ridden credit cards and nailed it shut with packed cigarettes.

While she stared down at him she was thinking about how cute he was. Then he opened his eyes and said

His wife was a slob. It had taken him years to admit this to himself. He had taught her his system. The alphabetized mail slots. The organized fridge to size and expiration. But