Behold the beauty of my newest invention! With the flip of this one switch, you see, the cranial cavity is exposed. Then simply insert the brain of your choosing & tighten here.

I couldn't sleep after going clubbing so I watched Baptazia videos on YouTube until my face hurt from laughing. One day I hoped to star in a YouTube video. My fame would be eternal

Hush little baby, don't say a word. Momma's gonna kill you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird don't scream, Momma's gonna haunt you in your dreams.

Like he's ever seen the inside of a gym, I mean, only if you threw a box of TimHortons Tim-Bits in there, then he'd see the gym. The whole conversation was useless. Unless you want

i'm Edmund Fitzherbut and i'm studying law at university. what do you do?

I beg your pardon? Retorted a puzzled Mr. Napier. You mean, we mustn't alert the police to the fact that there's a killer among us? But Sir Lardham is dead! Are you hiding somethin

An atom is the basic unit of structure of all things. Without it where would we be?

The man lie in bed, staring at the ceiling. The nurse, a girl, in comparison, told him just to call out if he needed anything. He gave no reply, that she could hear, but

Jaden was not your typical eight year old boy. He had a hidden secret, he is going to very important to not only his town but also his country, he just didn't know it yet.

Looking back on lessons learned from past transgressions and toward a brighter, better future, I do hereby solemnly proclaim to abide by the following resolutions in the new year:

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen down stairs. I creep downstairs to find that it was

She couldn't stop the feeling of fire rising up her chest, up her neck as she walked past him. She could feel his melting stare and dared not to let his eyes trap her so she...

When Joe finally got his Hibachi-Trantor deck back online, his brother Mark kicked him in the chimichangas. Mark was tired of Joe getting all the storylines. He took the deck and

Today was an odd series of events, 99% of the world's inhabitants had been turned into zombies.And the1% of survivors were trapped on a floating isle.

The students were quiet with great delight as the teacher

Dark, thick smoke filled the night air. If only things had been different...

"Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark. Nothing I can say... a total eclipse of the heart."

Ryan and his fiancee Millie have always dreamed of traveling the world together. Their goal is to visit all one hundred places on their bucket list including Spain, Greece, and

The shrincken humbie squalled and caterpunked festily. Fagan glomped inwardly & offed his festerbound handy. Thoroughly tanked, Morose teedled & blowdied Fagan's trestlt until

Elijah had an interview scheduled that was going to determine whether or not he would be given his dream job. He was nervous and didn't know what to do; he paced back and forth.