The shrincken humbie squalled and caterpunked

  • The shrincken humbie squalled and caterpunked festily. Fagan glomped inwardly & offed his festerbound handy. Thoroughly tanked, Morose teedled & blowdied Fagan's trestlt until

  • it carphaunked into a brustein welpschorse. Sill glomping, Fagan jumished Morose and intartly pinkled the schrinken humbie. Townspeople kenvugged as Fagan's welpschorse schememed

  • barrongly. Fagan kathunk as the townspeople perped their firnbats and consroted towards him. "Hey, what's the big tichle?" he carked half-wartedly. They however just kept

  • matriculating up the aevinista. Fagan was genuinely beangrafting now, his eyes winkly with fear. The mob shouted "Woolreacher! The cherlust must be brought to chustice!" Fagan spun

  • dered quariously, chowning three deedle-dees in the piehole. The mob peeted Fagan over & over, until he grumlopped into the sadd. Hoomla! Then, just before Fagan dumpled, a zenitar

  • as big as a Clufwaang soared over him, accompanied by the sound of a thousand grieving angels. Fagan knew that this meant it was time, time for it all to end. What hope was left?

  • The Clufwaang spake,"Snickle, Fagan! Your Gefurtwenger slothes and jangnates in your drivish, hubchungling sot! I am klunked with you--bronisiously!" Fagan turned and queened, his

  • other Fallunker was bespun with Dirligigs. Fagan was always slothing his Gefurtwenger but this Clfwaang had insulted his pride. Spoke Fagan, " I'll be snickered & snackered before

  • I submit to you!" The two eldrich abominations got ready to fight, but then C'thulu came by. "Stop fighting." He said. "But Fagan pinched me!" Clfwaang said, pointing.

  • "I don't care who started it, I'm finishing it!" C'thulu proclaimed. And the eldrich abominations just ran away.



  1. PurpleProf Feb 11 2014 @ 13:27

    One of the best stories in FoldingStory history, I believe. Chaz needs to record this one! Great job, everybody. HOOMLA!!

  2. PurpleProf Feb 11 2014 @ 13:30

    My two favorite lines: " Fagan was genuinely beangrafting now, his eyes winkly with fear." (49erFaithful) "Fagan spundered quariously, chowning three deedle-dees in the piehole." (jefforama)

  3. 49erFaithful Feb 11 2014 @ 13:50

    Well peet me with a firnbat festily. I can bronisiously dumple in snickle now.

  4. lucielucie Feb 11 2014 @ 14:25

    Keep Calm & Matriculate up the Aevinista.

  5. PurpleProf Feb 11 2014 @ 15:22

    Well, it did all begin with the shrinken humbie. That's how this whole thing started. Any theories on what a shrinken humbie might be?

  6. PurpleProf Feb 11 2014 @ 15:23

    Excuse me: "shrincken" humbie.

  7. 49erFaithful Feb 11 2014 @ 16:26

    The shrincken humbie is a large flying insect from planet Shrinck, not unlike Earth's bumblebee. It's known for a characteristic life history strategy of picking up caterpillars and larvae of co-occurring species and dropping them in the Shrincken lava pits. This behavior is called caterpunking.

  8. PurpleProf Feb 11 2014 @ 17:46

    In that case, it must be very bad luck to pinkle a shrincken humbie, even if Fagan did do it intartly. Got the whole town in an uproar.

  9. m80 Feb 11 2014 @ 23:08

    Love, love, LOVE this story. I agree with Purple Prof, I think this is the best folding story ever! Thank you all for making my day.

  10. 49erFaithful Feb 11 2014 @ 23:48

    I'm a big fan of made up words so this story is right up my alley. As a kid, my Dad and I had many made up words that we'd use often, including woolreacher, nunkfost, and ahsahbah. We used to laugh and laugh while using them. : )

  11. DarkMaster Feb 19 2014 @ 10:09

    Hey, this made it to the top stories box! nice

  12. SlimWhitman Sep 07 2015 @ 05:09

    More of Fagan's adventures: The Snape Hunt http://foldingstory.com/b4kmn/

  13. sundancer Oct 09 2016 @ 05:50

    You guys were smoking something when you wrote this one hahahaha. I love it.

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