I found him by the railroad track this morning. I could see that he was nearly dead. I knelt down beside him and I listened, just to hear the words the dying fellow said. He said

I was sitting in class when two EXTREMELY annoying guys named

I once wrote a fold that was perfect in every respect. I read it back & my heart stopped at its loveliness. How many points did it score? A big fat zero. True story.

The young leviathans of Europa had a great long giggle in their frosty ocean as they competed to spew ever-greater plumes into space. "They probably think we're fluffy dolphins!"

Eating a McGangBang is kind of like having a threesome with two ugly chicks. While it's happening you're stoked, but once you're finished. Well you've got a good story about regret

J Peterman was in his element. I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I agreed to accompany him on his "business" trip to Bangkok. It was 10 am. I sipped the Singha foam

"Mock me again. I dare you!" And so he did. Ronald's fist crashed down into his jaw for the third time, or was it the fourth? He was beaten. Broken beyond repair and all he knew

Shorty wasn't usually good for much other than odds at the track or a pull off a flask. But Shorty wasn't coming from the track, he was coming from Guantanamo. And he'd brought

What is the point of being a cannibal if all the restaurants are vegan?

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Her breath came out in short bursts as her legs carried her across the field, wet grass squishing beneath her sneakers. Sweat beaded on her forehead, bare arm wiping at it.

It was the moment Sisyphus had been dreading - performance reviews. Beelzebub tapped a clipboard. "Well, Sissy, it looks like today's your lucky day. You've been reassigned to

My wimple itched something fierce, and my sensible nun shoes actually gave me horrific blisters I had to pop every night and cover with yards of gauze.

Carp is bottom grazers. They feeds on garbage. The area 3 pool has plenty. Carp can weigh 100+ lbs! Uncle/Grandpa Doug hit on the idea to use twinkies (in their wrappers) as bait

It was the day the lights switched off, no more electricity, no more cars, no more internet. For good. Some say it was the beginning of a new age. Others say it was just a really

It was a dark and stormy evening

Brett had teased Samantha since the beginning of fifth grade. When this insecure, overweight girl threatened him with a water balloon, he never imagined that she would follow thru

In my world, I look for a girl who truly loves me. I may have been 13 at the time, and she 16. But age didn't matter to me. I still love her, but does she still love me?

Bob Barker could smell the ovaries. He activated his Spaydar, and the alarm sounded. "Spayday! Spayday! There's an alley cat downtown trying to have kittens." Bob hopped into his

Does anyone else have a sneaking suspicion that school teachers are making students in detention participate in FoldingStory as a form of punishment? Students with behavioral