Charles was poised, ready to strike. Assembled before him were bottles of ink, calligraphy pens, and even a quill or two. Sheets of paper lined the desk. It was finally time to

The whole world had had enough, but only one badass mofo had the guts, the need, and the know-how to pull it off. Bunnicula was going to finally snuff that skank Edward Cullen.

Ever since registering for "randomjunk.com", Kevin was receiving one random item a month for 50$. Series M-421 miniature canioptimeter read the manifest. "Now what could this be?"

It was sad, it was just too tough, too bad. For how in these modern days, men have lost the gumption to dread the death and misery of their fellow men. And each passing year they

In an undisclosed underground bunker in Los Alamos, Ivan was developing the latest in anti-personel weapons, a combat-ready heat seeking T-shirt cannon. "Soon, the nose-bleed seats

"Last night the mandibles apologized, after all these years." Her husband clenched the steering wheel of the rusted pickup truck. "And I forgave them ... " The desert highway

If I was an omnipotent entity, having an extensive command over time and space, the first thing I would do would be

So my question is, and it has been asked before: "What will happen to MoralEnd when he reaches 10,000 likes?" I heard a rumor, completely unsubstantiated, that

WHOLE GRAINS ELEVEN. Tony the Tiger, Sonny the Cuckoo Bird, Chip Howler the Wolf, the Trix Rabbit et.al all walked away from a big explosion in slow motion wearing leather jackets.

[Ominous brass] [Clashing, discordant cymbals]

10. "At-one-ment"

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Vlastomil Ruparkhin really just wanted to hang out with friends, eat Russian Cheeseburgers, and play guitar by the river. But one night St. Sergius appeared to him in a dream and

"Top Ten List of Candid Questions to Super Heroes and Their Even More Candid Answers"10)--For The Hulk:Is your poop ever green?--Like the rain forest!

Once upon a time there was a really mean principal named, Mrs. Cappacino. She locked her students in her office and yelled until her eyes bugged out of her face. She walked down

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Call me Ishmael.

i started going to dacula high school when everybody knew i was not from there, i had just walked into the building when

You have freed the Horses Of Yon, beaten the Middle-Epoch Ogre and Destroyed the Robed Witch, you have earned the prize, here are the Golden Big Boy Pants.