The first day of summer was a couple days ago. That was the day a boy named Brady was born.

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Who told you to stop writing your book and play on FoldingStory instead? "Shut up, voice! It warms me up! Don't you judge me!" You'll never publish, people want youth culture.

It was a warm sunny morning, and the unicorns danced acrossed the meadows, but all of a sudden a

I'd amassed a collection of Tolkien paraphernalia like his pipe, original manuscripts, wedding ring, walking canes and such when I discovered the giant copy of LOTR in Kansas City

Everyday Sara would walk home from school. She would always pass the old Bricker house at the bottom of the treet. When she was little, she'd always hear stories about it. Kids sa

Don't read this story. Seriously. It's uncreative, the transitions are awkward, and there's no wit to be found. You'd feel less pleasure than a Scorpio with an Aquarius wife, or

What not to name a chid: 1) Gertrude, 2) Princess Boo Boo, 3) North West, 4) Apple, 5) Maxi, 6) Hashtag, 7) Female, 8) Oranjello & Lemonjello (twins), 9) Havoc, 10) Ikea, 11) Shad

My name is Richard,

"Mothra is coming," he thought to himself. Somehow he knew. He put fresh water and food in the cat's bowls, and pulled out some work-clothes from a pile. He packed his lunch and

Joanne was weird.When she was a little girl she used to love Spiderman.She grew to fear spiders to death and never watched a single Spiderman movie.

I'm hardcore. Ruthless. Like an industrial sized shipping container filled with horseshit contaminated by mad cow disease, boy, I ain't nothin to play with.

No. Fuck you very much. I will not pull

"If you don't have time to type out a grammatically-correct and properly punctuated story, just don't bother!" I thought aloud to myself as I flipped through a women's magazine.

I turned off my phone, turned off the lights, and turned on the TV. I had a week's supply of Jolt Cola and Hot Pockets. No one would interrupt my binge watching of

When my friend Caroline asked if I wanted to go see the Three Penny Opera I thought "Wow, what a bargain!". Was I mad when we got to the theatre and found what it really

"Well, I just don't remember sticking scissors in the guy's eyes and gluing him to the side of a CSX freight train." He chuckled wistfully. "Man, but we did get up to some pranks

There he was, sitting on top of the pavement in front of the bus stop..

"You have contravened my will for the last time, mortal." The Night Queen gazed down at her wretched prisoner. "Sentinel!" she cried, her clear voice echoing, "Take him to the

Eighty coconuts were lined up in the town square. With cameras rolling, he would attempt the world record for most broken with his head in one minute. Picking up the first one,