The mound of rubies glistened and shone like crimson suns in the moonlight. Reaching out for one, Elsa was simultaneously enchanted and repulsed by their power. If David was here

My idea to combine elements of Goethe's Faust with Shelley's Frankenstein into an apocalyptic tale of nuclear Armageddon finally got some creative input from reality when

The biggest fall-out from the Green's victory was the axing of Top Gear. It had increasingly become a guilty pleasure but when the end came, Jeremy, Richard and James

duh hello said the man to his friends

Photogaphy is a message meant to be unfolded. Alot like mailboxes filled with emotions, insights, dreams, and visions- photography is about responding to those letters with images.

Hobbes pounced Calvin down.

A young "belieber" scrolls through her twitter feed and sees #cut4bieber. It is trending, so she thinks that self harm must bee cool. Curiously, she finds a blade, and

Today is 21st of December 2012; the day Mayans predicted would be the last of the planet. Although most of us show disbelief there are some who

i wonder if there could ever be aliens because

I gathered all my courage and walked up to his locker. "Hey, Kylie!" he said. I had fallen in love with my best friend, even though we made a promise when we were in 2nd grade that

I was having a beautiful walk, when suddenly a wild junkie appeared and tried to stab a needle in my arm..

Something glowed in the dark by the bed. "Whats that?" I asked my wife. It darted forward. I grabbed a slipper to crush it. "Wait it's a Lucihormetica luckae! The last of its kind

Black Bart didn't give a flying fuck about nothin or nobody. He once sharted an entire pork chop and didn't even notice. So he was genuinely surprised when

Three little mice walked down the street. One was brown, the second with a frown, the third had a crown.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking 'Nope, he doesn't know what I'm thinking. How could he?' But I knew that. I knew you were thinking that I didn't know what you were thi

The tofu jiggled on her belly button. He tried again to pick up a piece with his chopsticks. She giggled. Tofuland was not to every man's taste, but

I'm not into this at all listening day day day day

The male mile-or-more-bird flies backwards and whistles through his ass making a sound that can be heard for a mile or more. Thus his name. When he is trying to attract a mate he

Cuddling was all that he knew. Left for dead at 22 months, a frightened Tristan had found

A gentle wise man once shared with me a secret of great wisdom, "Never pickup things that require the use of more than two hands, In other words, don't try to do