I found a little girl sitting on the curbside all alone, so i went up to her and asked her what was wrong. her response was "get away from you creepy old lady." And then she

You know, I guess I don't believe all children are born equal. I thought I believed that until I met your kids. I don't know them, but the sight of them makes me want to get a

"What's the worse that can happen father?" Jimmy asked, "Its not like i'm going to go into the store and a giant pelican is going to come in and take me away." his dad replied,"

"That's the fifth one this week," he said. "Makes eighteen this month." Picking up a handful of feathers, Mark nudged the chicken with the toe of his boot. "Quite an outbreak of

"It just won't budge!", the lieutenant said to the corporal. "try more lube"

If I was going to be the best horse-whisperer in the world, I needed to get rid of the competition. First target: Robert Redford.

Strawberry shortcake showed up at Applebee's very nervous. Her date, (eharmony) was a gentleman named "Grimace." She could identify him because he was large, purple and blobby.

It was a hot sunday afternoon. I woke up from my nap and looked at my clock. I was startled because it seemed to be moving backwards. I looked around the room. Everything else

Roses where her favorite flowers and she grew such a beautiful garden on the balcony.Friends amazed on how she could keep them on vases!One in every collor.Her treasure:a black one

"And as you can see" she continued "in any right triangle, the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse..." Mmm hmmm. I nodded. Breasts. Big luscious juggy breasts. Ta Tas.

Professor Xavier tried to break the news gently. "Thank you for applying, but the school is really intended for young people with mutant powers, so regrettably ..." Mr. Potatohead

Luckie found himself at the Unicorn races again, with his last eight gold pieces clinking together in his pocket. He was faced with the sad decision of whether to

His jeans were tight,his dick hard,and she could feel his excitement on her hand thru the thick blue fabric.She was also throbbing inside her jeans,he knew.Her lips on his neck and

Hello? Anybody out there?

"What! No more doughnuts? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

As I wandered through Azhuribad, a small woman with a wrinkled face and bright silver eyes ran after me with a bundle in a red scarf , brushing aside the young beggars. "Na!" she s

The suspense was half the fun. The other half...well, it didn't exist. Arwin gazed longingly through bloodshot eyes, waiting for

It's actually easiest to just start at the end of this story. Here I sat, celebrated war hero, Lt. Commander John Dykeson, about to take my own life. It had been a mostly good life

My heart skipped a beat when the lab called back to say there was a problem with my sample. When I went in, they said my blood showed traces of Immaculance and they wanted

Hejzan killar! Det var en dag då jag skulle gå till skolan. Då kom en brun drake och stampade på min tå. Aj sa jag!