I was sitting across the aisle & saw the whole thing. My hero Jackie Chan (on my flight!) had a bit much to drink & got irate when the lummox in front of him leaned his seat back

"Our highrise buildings are highest quality. Earthquake proof, efficient recirculation cooling..." "The Sheik would like to know, can you put make his rooftop swimming pool shaped

Severus Snape scowled as he began the essay portion of the GRE (General Rowling Exam). Of course the first question would be over Potter, he fumed, thinking back to the day when

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The Meaning Of Life. Part I I have come to realize that modern life in western society has become nothing more than a mad rat race, and that we have completely lost touch with our

"Oh man, I don't know what was in that eggnog, but BOY DO I FEEL FINE! HEY YOU! WANNA PIECE OF THIS? YEAH!! WAZZAAAAA, HAHAHA WHOOOOO!" I didn't see the cop approaching

As a keen bird watcher I had studied how birds fly for many hours. One day I decided to run along whilst flapping my arms. To my surprise I lifted off the ground and started to fly

At first, Joe's search implant seemed like a good idea. But it exacerbated his ADD until finally he was scattered to the winds and lost. But like a shaman, he returned from this

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I sat there in the darkness with tears in my eyes, nothing made sense here, at least not anymore.

I'm performing at the Super Bowl half-time show tomorrow. No, I'm not famous and nobody invited me, but mark my words, I'm performing. Just watch and see.

"Cutting isn't enough. Neither is delicately holding a burning flame up against my skin. I want to overdose! I want to do it now!" She screamed at her worried English teacher.

I heard a scream so I ran toward my car. I did not get to it before

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The little girl with the helium balloon was excited to let her go of it with a message attached. She never expected the helium balloon to come to life

"Wow! This sandwich is incredible!" Stan's eyes twinkled in delight as he took another huge bite. "What's in it?" The waitress pretended not to hear him and tried to look busy.

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The man with the golden fedora and the black trench coat asked you, "how fast is your heart beating right now?". With the lack of an answer, you began to run away. You turn around

So it's come to this? Ok, hand me the twinkie.

Once upon time there was a girl addicted to avenged sevenfold. She's the most famous hoe of the city,her name was Sofia.