He grasped the window-ledge, peeked his head over enough to see what was happening inside. Let the fantasy grow, build, until he was standing next to her, in his head - ready to

Never yell "FIRE!" in a crowded dungeon until after all cats with broken legs have been safely evacuated. (Considerate patrons will insist upon the prior evacuation of all cats.)

I found the SAT's writing portion to be an unwelcome addition to an already unwelcome test. Feeling rebellious, I wrote naught but an intro preceded by the title "SAT Essay Tease."

Once upon a time, there lived a knight of a small kingdom far far awayOne day the brave knight went to a tavern and got drunk. Then he met a wizard who sent him on a quest for the

I was bored in Web Design so I

I found a little girl sitting on the curbside all alone, so i went up to her and asked her what was wrong. her response was "get away from you creepy old lady." And then she

It is 5:00 in the morning and I can't sleep.Maybe its because I slept in the day or maybe I

i got off the bus, and started walking to my house. It was extra hot today, and i was sweating alot. i got the mail and went inside. "I have to do my chores" i said with a sad sigh

I am a buissnes man, my name is Omega and I like to do buissnes related activities 98% of the day, the other 2% I like to do things involving fast and quick

The crow landed on the sill and said, "Nevermore!" Hellraiser was eating a chicken pot pie, he looked at the window and

I was in the study mixing another cocktail. The crank calls never stopped, even years after my role as Swiper on the telenovela "Dora the Explorer". I wasn't much of a drinker,

She was fat, unclean and drove a truck. She slammed the rig into park at Peggy Sue's diner. Road dust formed a cloud. He boot struck the parking lot

El Gran Bigote sat perched atop the gargoyle on the side of the building, busy scanning the streets below for those up to no good, his luxurious, black mustache billowing behind

In the Shenanigan's household it was an open secret young Malarky was the result of a liason between Mrs. Shenanigan and Father Seamus, but Malarky was sure he was a changeling

There were scorch marks on the tungsten steel vault doors and the shark pool leaked. But with a little bit of elbow grease, I could flip this hollowed-out volacano.

When I think back to the moment I met the love of my life I get a warm tingling feeling in my heart and a tear will often start to roll down my cheek. I didn't know at the time

I just happened to remark in the weekly sales meeting that we all needed to get our ducks on the same page. I was arrested next morning by the Grammar Police for Metaphor Abuse &

I never finish anything I Sta

"Yo." I waved my hand in front of the girl's face. No response. Great. Here I was, stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a pencil in my pocket and a comatose girl.

The literary whale typed the last sentence, dove straight into the currents and swam amongst a bunch of severed arms wearing mitts. A singlet floated by and then an enhanced