His name was Sitting Bull. Famous chief. He was reincarnated as a hot Banana Boat Tanning Oil Supermodel in Maui. Drunk on Daquiries, she slipped and hit her head remembering

The ground trembled as the tree struck the leaf-mould covered ground. The tarmac beneath split exposing white tree shoots deprived of life. I lept to the floor and struggled up...

But there he was, dead over the desk, an expensive pen jammed far into his vertebrae. Clutched in his cold hand was a piece of paper folded repeatedly: An unfinished story fold.

The circles covered the entire football field in multi-colored rows. 500 people gathered together. The mighty spinner twisted. A thunder over the speakers, "LEFT FOOT ON RED!"

The public is so ridiculously gullible. Most actually believe antifreeze and coolant come in the same bottle. I once sold a balled up piece of paper to a guy as a paperweight for

Beaver one, beaver all; Let's all do the beaver crawl. Beaver two, beaver three; let's all climb the beaver tree. Beaver four, beaver five; let's all do the beaver jive. Beaver s

Paul of Snarkus paced wildly, dictating as usual. His scribe snickered. "For it is not the mouth of a hermit that defiles him, but what his fingers type that defiles him." The glow

"Honey, look!" The polar bear and his wife peered out the window of their melting igloo. "See? The Smiths have evolved to grow wings. Why don't you have wings, huh?" Papa bear was

How to cure an anemic dolphin: First, take the dolphin and

She awakes to the sound of screams. She is confused so she take a peek out of the window see the most of aweful thing she sees her mother getting tourn to peices my a morphed

She'd married a cheater. Couldn't keep it in his pants. She was passed taking it personally. She knew he loved her. She just had never told him about the sex change operation.

The maroon Hot Rod was Cassie's pride and joy.Her brother Anthony was helping her with it whe the fine tuning went wrong and the motor started to die on her.Cassie cried for help

Tell me that man's beard is not full of Cheetos dust.

"Are you kidding? The shoes that look like hobbit feet were bad enough, but this! You've no idea what fires you are playing with" Jackson was furious, but the merchandising people

She had rings upon each finger and her nails were done in a blood red. In fact everything about her was red. Her hair was a velvet red, her eyes the color of murder. Red everywhere

Ronnie was the guttural screamer for Retching Uvulas, a death metal band. Lately he'd been listening to George Michael and hoped his bandmates would welcome a new direction. "Guys,

Raising your children peacefully is a threat to those who believe we must first do violence against others to ultimately do good. You are a domestic terrorist. You are undermining

"Jefrey (With one 'f', 'Jefrey'!)! Jefrey (With one 'f', one 'f'!)!" sang the Mars Red Rovers cheer squad. Their quarterblark, Jefrey Zorg, scored a touchdown. The DE and RT lifted

Noel's social status didn't change when he became a zombie. Even the zombie packs shunned him. But a constant voice in his head said, "Go back - it's not your time." Noel thrashed

What I actually wrote on the note to my crush was "Meet you on Saturdsday". Little did I know that she would