In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Frank had one eye! Only, he wasn't in the land of the blind.

She put the last file in the folder. She stared at his corpulent hand. It rested on the desk like a bloated drunk. She swung the stapler down on his hand, repeatedly until

I was fishing a Schindleria praematurus out of my Tormato soup when I noticed someone had stolen my "Don't Kill the Whales" sign. After a long distance runaround with the local

I knew it was a mistake once the box was delivered. I vaguely remembered ordering them. LIVE ANIMAL stickers were plastered all over the box, & the it was squeaking. Did I really

The table read was supposed to be fun. It was Chip's new screen play. He'd ordered pizza for the group. That's when he noticed Gallagher at the table. What the hell was he doing

One day i was walking to Kroger and i saw a chip on the floor, but for some reason i felt compelled to pick it up. I picked it up and it turned out to be a huge scorpion.

The day began like any other -the birds were singing, a gentle breeze was blowing- and yet, George could not help but feel a barely perceptible sense of foreboding, as if he knew

Once when i was like seven, i squatted on my sisters head and

I will do it today. I will run straight through and do it, because I don't think that what I am doing with my life right now is good for me.

sitting in web design and i just got a 50 on my 1st test dissapointed what should i do

love is evol spell it backwards i'll show ya

There was only 1 minute left in the soccer game. The scores were tied, and i had to score the goal, and

"Aww, is it moving day again, daddy? I was just starting to like this place." "Yes, dear. Every Tuesday. Pack only what you can carry." Nick Nomad and his family clan set out for

One day, in the morning, a book was read by me. Suddenly, I was called by my mother and I was distracted by her because she told me that a UFO was fallen from the sky.

"Hey man, how's it going?" I looked at him up and down, I couldn't stand him and only now I felt the freedom to say so. "Eagerly awaiting the sweet release and relief of death"

He could see the stag's silhouette against the bright lights of Hurst Castle. They gave him permission to hunt there after his shift. He removed his Bowie knife and sprinted

'Marzipan,' began Einstein (the first word he had spoken since being exhumed) 'has three tubers more than the average cannibal. Are you writing this down, you scum? Berty...'

Había una vez un chico que se llamaba Andrey y que no llevaba nada de ropa.

Ralph was a rude crude dude! He didn't was his hands he just spit in his palm and rubbed his hands together. In a little while strings of filth would form and fall off his hands.

We were climbing up a steep rampart of the ancient fort at Meon Hill when I saw movement out of the corner of my eye. I turned & a black dog was stood staring at me with strange