A silence washed over the crowd. They had gathered to watch the lethal injection of the most hated criminal in American history. "Any last words words?" asked the executioner.

So the king bid farewell to a dolphin.

Angels have names and, it is said, calling on the name calls on its power. If that were true,

Gary always wondered - what it's like to be "the One". The term was not correct as it was, considering that there was significantly more of them now - but it was a Rite. Still,

In the short time since he'd stepped across the threshold, the race had begun. The old were tired and awaiting slaughter, save a few who enlisted cronies to bolster their position

Linda stared out the window, watching as the breeze ruffled the leaves on the tree in her immediate line of sight. She was so focused on the world around her, she didn't hear

"He got it from BREAD and it like, ate his face!" "Oh shut up, your stories never make any sense." She felt terrible as her friend scolded her but she kept staring at the bread...

Sarah's cupcakes was amazing. The cake was a combination of chocolate and vanilla with some food colouring. She was shocked with the huge orders she had gotten..

Larry was the misunderstood Stooge.

It would be easy to say, that indiegames.com brought me here. But there is more to the story. An awesome story, full of senseless plot twists... and Kevin Bacon. It began with a

Kirk Cameron stopped giving the cop fellatio in the truck stop restroom long enough to discover that

I've told you before how much I hate it when you

Chevy Chase had just booked a bank commercial. Sweet Jesus had it come to this? He used to be funny right? Right!?!?!? Then his toothpaste said, "You were never funny, just

To whom it may concern, I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm sorry for, but I'm really really sorry. I'm sorry you had to put up with me for all this time. I'm sorry I had to leave.

Seven below zero and still the daisies find a way to blossom -- stuck like a pento in the lake frost during the Winter festival...that's where they found her.

There once was a beaver named Danny Chomp. He lived in a dam with his aunt Miss Chew. He was thrown out by hurricane De Glomp. He then woke up next week in Timbuktu.

One summer before the sun had reached its place in the center of the sky, a young frog named Wrinkle was waking on his lily pad. Wrinkle had one goal before the sun went down:

The Congress had planned on coming up with a plan to raise the debt ceiling...but Sen. Orrin Hatch (R) thought they were "raising the roof", which he heard about on Oprah and was

As my house fell away into the crevice below I lamented my own misfortune, yet I could not help feeling pride for the explosive batch of lamingtons that set off

Sometimes I wish I knew what she thought. I wish