"You want me to... what?!" "It'll be fine, Dave does it the whole time." "His crazy relatives die all the time?" "... you know, legal stuff." Great-aunt Galdys was "eccentric".

Mother always said "Don't play with your food" but this is a matter of life & death. But to complete the magic I need a ripe mango. Where in this carnage will I find exotic fruit?

Agnes Faulks laid her dingo to rest on the Salisbury Plain. It was just a dingo, unspecial to most, but it was her dingo and he knew her name. Their private moment was interrupted

Here I am again following him on a sunday morning. As he goes down the street wind blows his long curly hair. He turns right on the White River Avenue and sees Bob, they enter....

Was there a way out? The tunnel seemed to go on forever. The wolf sniffed anxiously at a pile of logs left abandoned on the tiled floor. It wanted

Spandarg pulsed his lemons. He loved to pulse the lemons. Loved it like a man loves his ghost. He pulsed them until they could take no more, and then he

They call me Dirk and I call them bastards. All of them. If hate was metal, they'd be in chains right now. My thoughts alone could boil the flesh off their bones.

Your life is also what you experienced,otherwise how could we trust our own memories? Since we spend most of our time thinking about the future & the present is over before we even

When I was a kid, I used to sit in Tony’s barbershop listening to gangster chit chat. Tony responded to everything with Over my Dead Body. Tony, I’m going to marry your daughter.

When he suggested I should run for office, I laughed. Then I considered it. After all

A frame is only as strong as its glass. Fribalt thought about this as she polished the painting, pressing just a little too hard. She caught her own reflection as it

There it was! The mythical One-eyed Pigmy Giraffe of lore! And it was pathetically attempting to reach the lowest branch of that pygmy eucalyptus. I reached for my camera, but then

I moved to the city to be close to nature; my friend moved to the country to witness cruelty, and none of this makes sense. Maybe we’re moving because we don’t like where we live.

for the stingee is severe. For at precisely 80.192836419421291 degrees a bee's stinger gets a POWER UP and upgrades to a spreader stinger, doing three times the normal damage.

you see can't no nice to know if you don't know what do you think now but she never knew do you know and you do know what do you know you know No?

"Rodger me with a halibut!" screamed the headmaster. Head Boy Lionel Throckmorton began caning any and all Prefects within range, while Ms. Carwell, the newly appointed French

On the outside, she was a happy, beautiful young lady with a wild imagination. But on the inside, her self-preserve was lagging. Her demons started to

Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. went the big ghastly

Ma always told me I'd catch my death. She was right. Death fit in the palm of my hand: a little Death. Not only that, but Death was a girl! And she was none too pleased that I had

"There are monsters everywhere!" Jorge pleaded. "Little creepy creatures wearing tiny top hats who sing the blues! Also pop songs. You gotta believe me!" Only Rosa believed because