He was definitely never drinking melon liquor ever again. The number of heaves wasn't important until after the 50th or so, but the color was. They were meant to be green, but

"If I wanted a lemur I would have asked for a lemur..." he exploded, exasperated. The young girl took a step back from the counter. "Oh alright, you said he could be fitted with

She had done it! After all the long years of studying it was finally going to pay off she thought as she applied her lipstick and rolled the hot rollers into her hair. Now, she

"The Commisar's in town," someone whispered. Don't turn around he thought. Just keep pushing this wheel barrel full of Mighty Putty to the bus stop. If he can was it up

50, 60 , 70, 80 and slam into fifth gear. Wind smacked him in the face, including a sea gull which bounced off his helmet. He angled higher, and then gritted his dentures. Now

"Do the truffle-shuffle!" we pleaded. However, all of our efforts in convincing Nathan his 7th grade picture made him look like Chunk from the Goonies were in vain.

I am awesome

In the offices of the Allen County Highway Department, Construction Manager Michelle Schmidt was sitting at her desk looking at site photos and engineering schematics and various

I see her all time online, but don;t know when we'll meet. We vChat all day but its confusing. Should we commit or not commit. It's hard to make decisions...

A group of about 50 religious protesters marched around the circle for about two hours at the beginning of the celebration carrying signs that said,

Globalization is not an even process, but occurs on many levels simultaneously and with different levels of

A rapier's wit, as it turned out, was no match for an actual rapier. He found himself buckling as his boots swashed blood and utter lack of control onto the planks. A writer had no

Nina winced as the reverberations from the slammed door reverberated around the room, making her chair shudder. That was that, then. She'd just have to

Rintik hujan menetes penuh irama Alunkan nada sendu dalam kesyahduan Sekuntum mawar merah merekah Tebarkan wangi penuh pesona

You & I are like ice cream & pie. You make me feel all... a la mode! We're so different. And yet my crunch & your cream make a delectable team, don't you think? I wish you & I were

Absolutely the worst thing he had ever done was to look inside that case. He should have known from the stench

Carl had been working for his boss for twenty years. He'd worked his way up from coal miner to vice president of operations. Then his boss' son fumbled into the company and took

As the little people began there dance, the unicorn continued to beg for more. How could this be so?

Marsh supermarkets would sell homogenized milk with caps that said "HOMO" on top. I thought they were hilarious and collected a bunch of them – and kept them for 20 years before I

"Everyone sucks. The world sucks. Buying stupid crap sucks, after a while. The majority of the crayons in the box suck," then he stopped. His son was only four and looked upset