Once upon a time, there was -- oh fuck it. B'CHUGERROTH!!!!!!!!!!!

I stopped to catch my breath. Something had just arisen from the hole, and I had run for my life. As I turned to face this unknown beast, I drew my sword and called upon Kyle, my

I was playing COD Black Ops and suddenly the door popped open and an army of zombies came toward me

Last time I smelled this bad I lost my best girl. She said it's cuz i stunk. Anyway she stunk worse than I ever did. I changed my underwear but my heart was

Somewhere, dawn was breaking. I could hear it. It sounded very much like breaking glass. I'm not a morning person, and I don't respond well to being yanked out of my warm bed by

"That makes no fucking sense, it can't be both." I muttered to Howie from across the desk space, "I can tell already A Tale of Two Cities is going to suck brass ones."

It was an oasis in an otherwise stressful time in my life. It was a pleasure to lose myself in the world of

It was six of one and half a dozen of another, two and a half fifths of another and thirty one sixty fourths of the

"Am I dead?" I wondered. The light at the end of the tunnel I was always told about was nowhere to be seen. I just floated gracefully until I ran into what appeared to be

In a last ditch effort to find water, Prancer starts digging a well. While digging, she discovers a bottle of "Clorox", she starts jumping in glee, knowing that this 6% chlorine

Squeak squelch squeak squelch - with one wet and one dry foot, Jim made his way irritably through the immaculate corridors. He had just been

Sarah see her hand. Full of red liquid thing. What should I do now? Sarah grumble. Then, just the way, Jon, the boy she loved, enter the room. Hey Sarah! What you do here?

I like milk. Always have. My cousin Lenny made fun of my latent lactose

This year, the team was challenged to come up with a machine that would perform twelve tasks on

the best is KajaGooGoo Dolls. There Goes My Too Shy Hero

It was 5.30 and though the sun was trying to break through the heavy bank of clouds Davison knew this would be the worst day of his life. The plane's engine roared as he

It was something about zippers that always confused me- this was a trait that became especially apparent whenever I had a lady friend over. Everything would be going well until

Seething beneath the surface of her smile was a subtle sense of slightly soiled subterranean sensations.

Ralph was a rude crude dude! He didn't was his hands he just spit in his palm and rubbed his hands together. In a little while strings of filth would form and fall off his hands.

He was so tired. So damn tired of the fighting. He had been stuck in the mud and rain for what feels like weeks. Constant shelling filled the air with smoke. Those foster kids...