I've searched the Internet, but nowhere can I find advice on how to approach a spouse to tell 'em you think their rewatching of Hellraiser movies nightly before bedtime is creepy.

"Chuck you, Farley!" I exclaimed, delighting myself with one of my favorite zingers as I floored it and began to pass the semi barreling down I-5. The shocking

I was alone after the people revolted. The revolution was being planned, but I never knew they were going to actually do it. I tried my best to hide from the weapon holding savages

tardy lady, time left is but a shorty. move quickly, 'coz lazy bathing won't make you an early darling. :P

Waking up early in the morning, got up and looked outside, a man, in a hoodie wearing all black, was standing outside my house staring at me, I thought, "What is he doing there?"

Steven's mother stroked his hair and sang his favourite lulllaby until he fell asleep. Then the sandman came, and Steven

The Easter Bunny placed the basked on the door knob of Kimmy's room and walked into the hall. Mom's bedroom door was open. And Easter saw her, his old prom date with her

I'm in a roll.Up until now I've writen fifty of the eighty invitations to the stupid bachelor party my stupid friend made me throw for him."By hand!" he insisted when I mentioned e

A Flee and a Fly in a flue? Just what I supposed to do with a Flee and a Fly in a flue. But then suddenly I knew just what I could do with a Flee and a Fly in a flue. Do You?

The hulking mass of rock floated effortlessly past Corvun as he crouched on a smaller perch nearby. He knew this ancient island, drifting for a millennia hid a deadly secret...

The Geriatric Four was down to three again and interviewing for a fourth team member. Flatumaster leaned over and asked Hotflash, "So what's his superpower?". "He calls himself, "

I had finally reached my goal of annihilating the tyrant of an oppressed nation. One button press was all that was left to do to end it all! But I was hesitant. I shook as I

Laying on his deathbed, the frail body and title of Hansewurst Freiherr von Pimmel, belied the potency of his younger days. He'd cuckolded Monarchs as life's goal & lived to tell

His simple duty is to replace the spirit in the body of the dying and allow them to move on while he takes their last breath. Without him, the spirits of the dead

The third bullet slammed into his chest, but there was no more pain. And in the moments left, he knew there was just one more thing he had to do. He could see

Biden, alerted by an aide, logged into the site. His trademark smile fell away as he reached for the phone. "It's me. Find the bastards. Extreme prejudice." He chuckled as he

She benefited from falling in love more than most. When Kristin was in love, her clone would instinctively follow her man, protecting him from adultery using sadistic torture and

Once upon the time there were twelve little unicorns and none of them had any idea of how to go about operating their new dvd player. Twiddlemuff, the unicorn with thumbs, took the

We understand that when you signed off as an organ donor you assumed you had to be deceased before the operation. Now, with modern medicine, we can remove it premortem. Hold still.

Ursula venía de viaje, llevaba un traje poco adecuado para la ocasión, pero de todos modos