When I was younger I still dreamed. Now I concede that I cannot do things as they should be done, and do them as they must. It's only here I can play. Follow my whim, fold a care

this is lamee lol

Harley was not a motorcycle. SHe did make loud noises and exhaust came out of her butt often but she could not be taken for a ride. EMa was sad because of this and slapped her on

Squawkers just ordered a T-shirt bragging about how he survived Sharknado. Well, I survived Snow Shark, it may of been an ancient snow beast, but it was a modern killing machine.

It was another stupid standard day, except that it wasn't! The moment I opened the prize and saw the 10 Mil, I was excited with all my might and rushed out to purchase my dreams.

It was 10:00 am and she had to leave at 8:00 am to go to school but she didn't care. She didn't care if she wasn't going and she didn't care if she would get in trouble

The students were quiet with great delight as the teacher

Jeff Timothy the archaeologist dusted off the ancient stone tablet, then dropped the brush in shock. It read, in plain English, "Hello Jeff Timothy, from the year 2016.

I want to slowly damage each part of my pathetically lifeless body, savouring the sweet taste of each beautiful fragment of annihilation, in every tiny cell of my useless body.

The last summer two best friends were about to start the trip of their dreams a European road trip. They had been planning the trip since they were 10 years old.

This is a cool too for group collaboration and story telling that I think...

A woman beacame sick and when she felt her end was drawing near, she called her only child to her bedside.

In the middle of a gun fight, in the center of a restaurant, they say, "Come with your arms raised high!" Well, they're never gonna get me, like a bullet through a flock of doves.

تجمّع الطلبة أمام مدخل كلّية الآداب في حرم الشداديّة الجامعي، و جلس الجميع لتدبير مكيدة ممتازة لا تشوبها شائبة لتأجيل محاضرات هذا اليوم. قدّم محمّد أوّل اقتراح، و هي خطّة جهنّمية.

You have twelve hours to live. :)

Hi

As I looked up, he removed his sunglasses and pierced me with aquamarine irises. My stomach tightened and I subconsciously touched my inner thigh. "Hi" he breathed, "I'm

I asked the Monster under my bed to scoot over and anxiously crawled in beside him.My parents' loud arguments carry through the thin walls of my room.Monster says sympathetically,

"James, did you give Jimmy his zombie meds?" Did he? Heart thumping, he raced to the den where their toddler had already swallowed most of the baby. "Not a 100 percent sure, Honey!

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