Parenting is a cinch when you have a shovel and a basement.

As we know it, the world is coming to an end. Hell on Earth, world poverty has heightened , deaths per 1000 live births per year have peaked over a billion while old beings---

Today was a great day with the bae! It was totally rockin!

Truth be told, he had not expected to have been accepted into the experiment. The line outside the door had been long. Somehow, he had gotten himself noticed, perhaps by

It had been a long day working at the station and I felt as though I was going a bit crazy. As I walked across the platforms all of a sudden

While in his room I slowly wrapped my mouth around the warmthness of

Like many people,Manny was a people-pleaser.It didn't please HIM,but it felt like the right thing to do.Until a day when

How to take over the world: Step 1: Acquire large quantities of quartz, copper, and canned cheese. Step 2: Start a digital greeting card business. Step 3:

My tooth was killing me, so I decided to bite the proverbial bullet and go to the dentist. A real one, not the one I went to last time in the alley behind FoodWay. In the waiting

"I didn't puke on the computer screen!" I yelled. "Well, maybe a little..." My Dad was fuming. Didn't I tell you NOT to ever watch Twilight?! The mere mention of the movie caused a

The mousies get eaten by the fishies when the moon turns turquise, thus meaning the surfing Ferrari will go on display in 2017 at burping park.

Jay drew a penis in the signature box of an application to change his registered address. A dick in a box, get it?

"Ok google whats the answer to question two on my test"

Did you know sunflowers used to be able to walk? But people kept killing them for sport so eventually they just stopped. And now they are rooted to the ground like regular

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There are in fact only seven planets. Uranus is a grand hoax created by NASA officials with sophomoric senses of humor. This had repercussions for astronauts who attempted to

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Lisa lifted the gooey cinnamon roll to her mouth and took a bite. Todd laughed. "You know what they put in those things?" Lisa shrugged. "Well, I'll tell you. They put

Pretzle sat down and began writing a story.

"That makes no fucking sense, it can't be both." I muttered to Howie from across the desk space, "I can tell already A Tale of Two Cities is going to suck brass ones."