There are in fact only seven planets. Uranus

There are in fact only seven planets. Uranus is a grand hoax created by NASA officials with sophomoric senses of humor. This had repercussions for astronauts who attempted to

drink Tang upside down. The astronauts would caugh-laugh and orange spray coated the space shuttle's controls.

"CUT IT OUT!" Capt. Daniels shouted. "I don't like the prospect of losing course and getting sucked in Uranus' orbit without..." Again, the space shuttle was filled with laughter.

"Aw c'mon cap." said one of the crew members to Cpt. Daniels. "We're not gonna smash into Uranus again." he said with a grin. The crew burst out laughing. Cpt. Daniels became angry

"We did not crash into Uranus, we crashed into my - I mean, we crashed into Neptune!" Cpt. Daniels was very upset that the crew showed such disrespect. Was it not he who had

been first over the breach at Alpha Centauri, slaying Space Orcs left and right? Before he was Cpt. Daniels, he'd been a war hero, a veteran. Now crashed on Neptune with this crew

of criminals, Cpt Daniels wondered whether his all of his knowledge and experience could get them off the planet alive. And what about the possible life form the scanner picked up

earlier?The had surveyed the planet before and found no traces of life.Still,the scanner had definitely picked something up.Cpt Daniels would be surprised to know that the lifeform

That had appropriated his chair was a researcher for the Gallery of Regrettable Foods. It was his only job and he did it so well that Brains on Toast easily found a place there. A

few months later, we couldn't even remember what food was like in the old days. "Another Gall Bladder on Rye?" "Delighted."