Another day of luckless job-hunting left Morraine depressed and frustrated. She had the education and the experience, and her asking salary was very reasonable, she thought.

Coles Enredados La historia va de dos colegios que se encontraron en la red

She wasn't crazy. It had been there the night before. The old house was there in its place, looking nothing like a five hundred story gateway to hell. No tentacles climbing her leg

"That's it", the technician sighed. "Your memories've been backed up to our six data centers."Jim smiled, but there were no data centers except the tech's ancient iPod video drive.

It wasn't unusual for them to assess taxes for not being a cat. It was a felinoid town after all. The outskirts always smelled like Tuna and regurgitated hair balls. Tabby guards

Dollar bills floated through the air in the small wind tunnel of the shoe store. They did this kind of thing to attract business on slow days. She'd forgotten the toxins embedded

As i sat on the toilet pushing for dear life, the thought occurred to me that I might never go. the pressure could be too much for my bowels! "I can't die, not like this, not now!"

My mother had always warned me about this. Its not like I didn't believe her--its just that I didn't think it would ever happen to me. I never thought it could happen to me. But

Nothing got her hotter than the wild eyes, the tangled hair, the incoherent babbling. For she was a mad scientist groupie. Actually, they prefer to be called "eccentric" scientists

He was a monster,he agreed.He saw himself as one since the day he killed that girl and waited,holding her cold naked body till dark,when he buried her on the campus garden.But no

Living on the shelf in Lindsay's closet was tough on poor little teddy bear, Button. He was so alone. Lindsay was now 16 and she didn't need teddy bears anymore. Button missed it.

Tilly drenched herself in honey and patted flour on the sticky spots. The cinnamon buns were from cinnamon, but the effect was the same. He was on a diet and couldn't touch her.

Bylo nebylo. Je tomu dávno, co se malá Františka vydala do města. Sbalila si batůžek, obula si ty nejkrásnější botičky a stopla okolojedoucí auto. Je to už tak dávno...

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It wasn't what it could've been, but since we're being honest, it was the best we could do. They didn't give us enough notice, enough time, enough. You get what you pay for.

This year our teacher fell out of his desk

Sue hummed cheerfully as she made herself a cup of tea. She and Ann were going to have the most brilliant day. The doorbell rang. She opened the door, but it wasn't Ann. It was

I looked up at the stars and sighed. It's nothing but a memory now and I should stop dwelling on the past.

After I ate the magic mushroom I rapidly grew to twice my original size. A large turtle headed aggressively my way so I hopped on it, and sent the shell skidding away. I continued

The semester was only half over for Stanley Krider and he’d already written off his students this term. A tenure-track associate professor of biology at the regional campus of