Leia was nervous. Yes, Han had seen her in a copper two-piece as Jabba's slave girl, but tonight, their wedding night, she couldn't help but feel a little ill at ease. What if he

It hadn't been my idea to spend the night watching Netflix, but once the TV was switched off and the noise from the other side of the wall could be heard, I knew instantly

"Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer," Elton said softly, slowly. But TD pirouetted away and giggled. "First, count the headlights on the highway!" she said teasingly. Infuriated,

"Are you Coherent?" Jethro asked with a wink, lifting his phone. Mindy answered vaguely, "Of course." Jethro gleamed but The Sisterhood was not sure what to do about the Coherent

Doris looked dubiously over at Floyd, who was out on the dance floor. "And this...one," he panted, "is called...the flying kielbasa..." His noticeably sweaty armpits looked like

אני כותבת, כי אני יודעת לכתוב, וזה מה שצריך לעשות, כדי לנשום ולהיות ואין ברירה אחרת אלא, לכתוב ולהכתב

The tall one had on a black on black suit. I recognized him from Dispatch. But the shorter one with the bow tie was eyeballing me in a way I didn't cotton to. He said he wanted me

It was a Sunday afternoon in the park on the island at La Grande Grande Jatte when suddenly Georges Seurat understood the meaning of life. It was as if everything made sense.

The day the orbs came out of the woods, Benjamin was startled but not surprised. He had heard rumors and intimations for decades, despite the commercial clutter that afflicted his

I have adopted the practice of pacing...back and forth...left and right...up and down...day-in and day-out...but I'm not really sure why I do it, unless, of course...I happen to be

"I'm saying YES to this dress!" Susan cried, throwing her arms in the air & twirling around. I tried to smile, but honestly, it was the most god-awful wedding dress I'd ever seen.

The silent engines glowed like embers as the craft rotated itself on the W-Axis to realign with its original slice-coordinates in four-dimensional space. It then coasted down

I was spending my holiday in Sherfordshire Upon Mary Kay collecting errant knights when I became involved in this affair. It started when I unburied an errant knight named Sir Ris.

I want to tell you about you. First off, there you are. You don't know how many didn't make it this far. All of that history to get you to this moment. It suddenly hits you.

Unless, that is all there is to it? Just a pattern you aspire to. Just another notch on your dance card. being fully Human and all of that crap. But what of the mere humans? Where

"And when the driver said "cabashi" the policeman at the window stiffened, briefly, and replied in a digital handshake that I haven't heard in over 32 years. He has to be a sleeper

I walked into the mall. I had to go badly. I pushed through crowds of people, rushing to the bathroom. I was about to explode. Once I finally got there, I saw someone

We sat around the campfire reminiscing about old times. "Hey," piped up lucielucie, "remember the time the rogue foldbot ended all stories with 'this is done?'" We chuckled & threw

did i take it too far? no. because satan is my master.

The wolf got the bad end of the stick stabbed into its chest, but the bad end was dull, so it only really prodded the wolf, irritating it.