I said Hai to the dog. Claire P xxx

Everybody knows I don't dance unless I am extremely drunk. When extremely drunk I can dance & speak Spanish fluently. Other than that I don't dance. So why am I dancing today?

Once upon a time there was a little funny bunny named Timmy and he had Trisomy 23 (XXY).

The judge felt no remorse as he swung his wooden mallet down upon his desk. The sound reverberated throughout the court as he said "

"Oh God," she shouted at no one in particular. "I overcooked the sweet potatoes again." That's when she just lost it and started

"1825 -- the year of the first steam locomotive. 1925 -- er, the year before pulp science fiction magazines hit the stands. And now, in the year 2025, we are proud to present:

It seems like pain and regret are your best friends.

From darkness he came,Dafne felt safe though she knew she should be scared.He wouldn't harm her,unless she asked for it. He sat by her side on the sand,waves seemed to stop for a

I took a GAIT survey and discovered I'm a troll. My trollologist says the first step is admitting I'm a troll. I'm thinking of joining a troll self help group just to

Accurately interpreting nonverbal communication codes is harder than one might think. For example, most people think that liars are not able to maintain direct eye contact, but

when, i was going home after school , i heard a strange music behind me. When i turned back to see what was that , i was shock to see alive skeleton blowing a trumpet .......

The stars twinkled brightly and the waves crashed hard as I

The people of the village stepped back all at once, gasps echoing through the crowd. It was a vile abomination that had been brought to them, and now they had to decide

I had recollected myself from the impertinent psychomagnets of the world. I walked among them now, my hairy belly to the wind, taunting their advertorial compulsions. As for pity,

Still here, the accidental pasta. I have decided that I will no longer wait for it to leave on it's own. I am going to eat it. That might be what it wanted all along. I don't care.

It was a hot after noon after school ,i was so tired that i walked as slow as a turtle to reach home,.Suddenly , i saw one of my friends ' he was said that the sun is barbecuing ..

"Are you done yet?" Dr. Moodle asked impatiently "No," Jack yelled back, "Give me five more--ow! Son of a..." Into the hole Dr said, "You okay?" "What! Does it sound like I'm okay

Twice, TWICE upon a time

Byron was getting weird so we sent him on vacation, but when he got back he put mosquito netting around his cubicle & when the secretary came with the mail he said, "Me Tarzan, you

Bertie wore a cool party hat to the occasion but when he got there, he noticed everyone was just staring at him. "Jumping Spiders Gone Wild" would be his downfall, especially now