What's it all about? Apparently, either being a freaky bisexual invisible horse-riding singer, a super handsome ridiculously accurate ball thrower, or a top heavy anorexic female.

The zombie refugees struggled to find a safe haven after the Canadian's closed their borders. The CDC in Atlanta had been working with experts in Montreal on emergency measures

True story: A student signed up for my communication class because he'd misread the course title. So he showed up on the first day, all excited to learn the art of Pubic Speaking.

"Boy, you always wanted two girls at once, didn't you?"

"Smell my finger madame," said the Scottsman to Ms. Marple. He extended his meaty index finger. The nail looked a bit dirty, as if there was some kind of cheese under it.

Kathi Lee Gifford scraped her fingernails across the chalkboard, causing Jen to cross her legs and clench her teeth. Nonplussed, Kathi Lee ran across the room, screaming for

Joe Swanson slept silently through the whole night, and awoke fresh as a daisy. He had a smile already for he was looking forward to

What happened to Cowboy TV?

I looked at Cherie, staring deep within her soul, through the eyes. I knew she was lying but I didn't know how to react. If I called her out, she'd be embarrassed. If I let her

I've been stranded on this island for the past 20 years, but at least I have internet. In spite of that, nobody can rescue me because the island is in the middle of

The Singularity appeared on the horizon. The naysayers could no longer deny it's existence. Neither evil nor good the Singularity merely existed for the same reason as the rest of

hi every one ! ONCE UPON A TIME.... There was a french boy named Liam who had 18 years old and he liked a lot travelling and practising sport.

He whines by my side. He's cold and hungry and I want nothing more than to give his weary tiny legs a break from our trek. I want to offer words of comfort, but we must keep moving

STOP CHANGING YOUR PROFILE PICTURES! ITS MAKING ME CONFUSED ABOUT YOUR IDENTITY OF WHAT YOU SEE YOURSELF IN EXPRESSION AND MIND. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) just kidding. Im a pink power ranger.

As Sunshine and her walked into a heavy mist they got lost and fell into a hole that lid fell and trapped them as it filed with water...their cry's never to be heard

The statisticians and the accountants gathered at the Oval in London to watch the Ashes test match. It could be 5 thrilling days of graphs, numbers, beer and cricket if

One day, the giant pixie set out to hunt down a very wise spider. She left the Castle of Azerouth at 1:45pm and headed towards the Blue Lagoon. When she arrived,

Benedict Cumberbatch slithered seductively across the cold marble floor, I stared, fascinated yet slightly revolted, as Maggie Smith, in character as the Dowager Countess and nude

It was 3 am in the morning, i woke up and i was hungy. I went to kitchen and just when i was about to make a sandwich, i heard a knock on my doar.

I was in the middle of Main Street in Maine, which wasn't very main because in Maine, the main characteristic is being mainly mainstream Maine-empty. Confusingly I still got hit by