The domino hit the spoon, sending the pea to bounce off the kettle drum, which awoke the gerbil, who spun the wheel, which turned on the fan,

I merged onto I-5 north, prepared for several hours of sensory deprivation. Boredom. Flipping through my CD wallet I saw an unlabeled disk I didn't' recognize. Huh. I inserted it

I was standing in a puddle of myself and I was constantly refilling myself with myself. Rarely premium myself with more Octane. I never knocked myself so much. I was even accused

I road into the village on a pig. The pig's saddle was one that I found in a cave earlier. I had no control over this pig, nut just let it carry me wherever it wished. The big

You see, I live in Derby. The infrastructure's a mess. They still use parking meters. And their town motto is: "Derby: I just don't know what went wrong!" Yeah. It's like that.

People always tell you to be honest, but no one really is. It's all crap. If we were being honest, we'd all admit that this society sucks and we'd rather just relax. But, everyone

Kurt Russet was wrapping up Big Tuber in Little China. The movie was half-baked and he wondered if the critics would roast it.

She couldn't tell you about the first time she shot a gun. She doesn't remember. The recoil and the bullet wounds faded into one and she never knew whether she was the prey.

By then the dull, scrapping noise had faded, but he wasn't any calmer for it. The noise still lived in his mind. He knew he had to press onward, though. They were counting on him.

Sheltie looked at Human square in the eye, and began the mind-meld. "Look into my eyes, you are getting very guilty, guilty because you have not give me the bacon."

Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?

Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without donuts.

Trevor lived among phantoms: civil war ghosts, future humods, etc. He was cool with it - it wasn't real. Until one day someone brushed against him. "It's me - Juliana - don't you r

M U R D E R E R

I palpitated it with my fingers. "What is this?" I asked. The more I examined the piece, the firmer it got. I was unsure if the subject was uncomfortable or

Sometimes I like to fly kites. You see, I'm a member of the North Dakota Kosher Roster- that's what we do there. We also share Communist Yaoi fanfiction. Good times, I remember

Let me tell you about dogs. They can lick and eat anything! They are truly free. They can eat poop. I said it, and I don't care. That's so far advanced. Think about how energy effi

It was time for Arty McGunnelwhale's elevenses. He padded down to the galley for a strip of dried cod and a tin of hard cider.

The sun went down and Vampire Mr. Potato rose from his foil casket. The agry villagers were outside his oven with torches and steak fries. They wanted the monster

It has now been exactly four days since I started my cashew dust and garlic powder diet, and, to be perfectly honest, I feel great because I