His eyes adjusted to the darkness in the ancient sewers. He could hear the authorities closing in from all directions. He needed a distraction to open his escape route lower.

Lawyer, doctor, or "Indian chief," that is what my father wanted me to be when I grew up. Boy, have I disappointed him by becoming a crustacean toe clipper making less than $5.50

Seamus was actively guarding Roxanne to avoid being cuckolded. When Todd approached he used a deceptive alarm call to disrupt the extrapair copulation attempt toward his mate.

There it was. A ruby-encrusted golden medallion. If only I could get past the case. I ever-so-slightly move the case and

"I don't want to be an adventurer anymore." Flapjack complained. "Not after what Cap'n K'nuckles did." This whole mess started when K'nuckles bought a cat.

Asimov, Clarke and Bradbury walk into a bar. The

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I could not believe my eyes. Truly, they were hopeless. Always just popping out mid conversation. It made it really hard to

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If particles have mass because they interact with the Higgs field why do electrons & protons have different mass? Do they have different wavelength like light moving through glass?

Clive had had enough. Standing on the edge of the precipice, with his toes dangling over, he took a final deep breath and looked skyward. The buzzards were circling in wide arcs

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Today, I made the most momentous decision of my life. And then, almost immediately, I changed my mind. This all happened as I changed the tire on my five year old Toyota Camry.

Most pirates had a parrot, he had a cat. It perched on his shoulder with its tail brushing his upper lip giving the impression of a mustache. Especially helpful in combat, it would

Pop had waited his whole life for this. All those centuries trying to win the heart of lovely Susie Lou, and now she was within his grasp. There was only one problem -- Susie Lou

We all sat there stunned. Some crying. Some thinking, remembering. Then he opened his eyes again

Should sex be used as a reward (do this and I'll do that)? A threat (do this or I'll do that)? An identity (be a man)? A fill-in-the-blank bubble (M, F, Other)? Should marital sex

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"..truth. Whether to scientific truth, or historical truth, or personal truth. If you can't find it within yourself to tell the truth, you don't deserve to friend that unicorn."

I poured my heart into that letter. Didn't hold back a thing and it scared me to death. I folded it up into a paper airplane and sent it across the pond. It arrived