The waiter was talking to me very fast in Catalan. I said something to him in what could have been Italian which is how I ended up with a bottle of alcohol free lager. The vagaries

הסיפור שלנו מתחיל ביום סגרירי ואפל

I was never sure whether the loud noise was part of my dream or for real, but just the same I jumped out of bed as fast as I could.

I looked him straight in the eye. "Wally, it didn't have to be like this." I pulled out his mancard. "Mmmhmm. It shows right here that on May 22, 2004 you put cream in your coffee.

So the undertaker was tired. So tired that he was going a bid flaky. He started feigning accents, even with his friends. M'lady need anythin?

The nematodes had taken infiltrated his brain. Slipping past each other like passengers in a bus station. But they were sonic worms. Able to

He entered the musty old Wand shoppe.No need to ring a bell, the door creaked loudly enough, but Mr. Olivander did not appear.Instead a stooped over fellow with a mole rat face and

I'd always scraped by on what I made smuggling epikuroweed over the border. Sure I'd had a few tranQgas induced heart-attacks along the way but I was still in good shape, more or

The Officers approached, batons and tazers raised. I watched, a grimace appearing on my face. "You can't do this to me! I'm the KING!" I screamed and began to back up.

This is a cool too for group collaboration and story telling that I think...

"She's fresh with something." Said, Earl. He gave me that Earl wink. That was fine, but it sent a shiver down my spine because he was holding an ulcerated utter when he said it.

Mama Wolf was worried. She's been getting calls from the police station. Supposedly her sons got arrested; one for property damage, another for impersonating a grandmother. Mama wo

I was at the New Year's Eve concert in Times Square when it happened. King of Rock n Roll Chuck Berry was singing "Roll over Beethoven" when Ludwig himself appeared on stage.

ME llamo Javier y vivo en Madrid. Una cudad muy peligroa en estos tiempos...

She stared at the blank page in front of her. Blank and empty. Just like her mind. "I need 10 pages by tomorrow!" she thought. Desperate, she picked up

"This here with the holes, kinda neutral tasting is Swiss, & this stinky moldy soft cheese is French - what else?, & the biggest cheese of all, well that's Texan with a captial T"

You can't win 'em all in this game. There's always going to be the ones that got away, went wrong or turned psychotic. I've learnt these lessons the hard way by 15 years hard graft

They sat at the feet of gurus and ate and drank. They hope to share with many more when they have done eating and drinking. They paid for it, yet they will share freely to some.

Ways to read a boring textbook: 1) 1st chapter and last chapter only, 2) hold it upside down and laugh through each page, 3) read chapter titles only, 4) let Grover eat it, 5) pict

The world is spinning as I wake up to the sound of thunder. The dark colors swirl around the room in an epileptic mess as the lightning continues to strike. Where is my wife?