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What a stupid thing, Fate. The fact that this guy, whose head was about to be blown off by me, would start lecturing me about it, was just unbelievable! Fate was a stupid thing.

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So, we started telling urban myths, & wow! this was a good 1. There once was this guy that sent his friend to the ER bc he was rough, like really rough & um, too big too. Huh?