Stella emptied the watering can on her chrysanthemums; concurrently, a heavy rain fell. "Ugh, I hate when Mother Nature one-ups me," Stella thought. She revved up the power washer

It was a quiet morning company was still sleeping, I took my leisure enjoying the birds inging while I spped my hot vanilla drink. The beautiful mountians now covered in white call

Don't ask where the love has gone. It was a citadel of my imagination that collapsed. Pour me a drink & let us drink to its ruins.Tell the story on my behalf as long as the tears

"I'll have the salad, thanks." "OK great, will that be with chicken or steak?" "No, no, the salad." "Right, yes. With freshly grilled chicken, or marinated steak?" "No you jackass,

Once upon a time, there was a boy who loved to play baseball. His favorite position was third base. He played baseball every summer with his friends at the park. They had fun.

There once lived a tiny little hippo on a tiny littleland. He lived with his tiny little friend. One day there came a tiny little eagle and took the hippos tiny little friend.

The girl on the radio sang, "He has South Dakota arms," and I have no idea what that could possibly mean. Why not North Dakota arms? Are his arms on the Mt. Rushmore of arms? Help!

There's a sheet of paper right in front of you.

New York music is music that starts with horn

A dead cow comes across the sky.

"I've done it. I've finally done it," I whisper, wiping several beads of sweat from my brow.

I know where there is some hidden treasure... that is, if you're lookin' for some... If you click on "ADD" and then ALMOST FINISHED", you'll find it.

Cindy Lynn had the deluxe Beverly Hills superstar mansion with pool cabanas and helicopter pad. But she didn't have the helicopter. Anna Marie did. Luckily, the Fairness Fairy saw

"Do no mistake inaction for laziness or misjudge a choice for peace as weakness." The student replied, "I'm not gonna lie, I feel very vulnerable after a nap."

Looking for a good time? Here, take this giant stick and whack that miniature ball waaay over there into that tiny hole. Good, good. Now try it with a BAC of 2.4 and a huge lake in

I am a camera

Prueba

"This is what it has come to," said Morton. "I know," said Mildred. Morton paged through the pamphlet about how to manifest reality, thinking "We already have one." The envelope

It was a sunny day in Alresford City when Joe Griffin decided he would take a long walk in the wood with an axe and a spade

It was the day THEY came. No, not the zombies, though they were pretty bad. Nor the Aliens, but The White House is never gonna be the same. I'm talking about the Belibers.