His fingers whizzed along the piano keys playing a dashing musical atmospheric pulse around the concert hall. What the crowd didn't know is that these were the notes of a magical

Calvin was working the corner. Hobbes was on look out. Omar sat in a car, watching. Marlow rolled up in a Caddy.

She had never understood love. Peoples need for it. Their inability to exist without a second half. Someone to complete them.

My living room looks like the bottom of a pool.The walls are swimming pool blue & a ripple glass skylight covers the ceiling. At the deep end lies an inflated young Dustin Hoffman

All a zombie has to write on its shopping list is BRAINS, then underline it once or twice. But MY shopping list covers a whole used envelope, both sides. Problems!

The wind blew in through the open window.

So he said "Wellll...?" I said "What you're asking is basically like asking if 2+5 is the same as 3+4. It is and it isn't. Asking is just an exercise in

"Foldy pants foldy pants, and you like baline ball buddy." "Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well same to you buddy!"

My lawyer handed me the bill. "You owe $400.00." Suddenly, I realized I was in a dream and that I didn't owe him a damn cent." "Here's a fluffy bunny instead. See ya."

An atom is the basic unit of structure of all things. Without it where would we be?

Like the legend of the Phoenix, our ends were beginnings.

Brother Wallace awoke in a strange and peculiar place. He was in a darkened room with the only light coming from a dim magenta lit hallway. "Where am I" he pondered

SlimWhitman opened his eyes. Metal brackets secured him to a bed with a giant skill saw running between his legs. FatWhitman smiled and said, "Well, well, well...how are you

Gwendolen was going to end world poverty that morning, but instead frittered the time away on ebay bidding for oddly shaped vegetables. The postman knocked delivering a parcel

If a go to the cinema

This story begins with a man, an earnest kind of man. He was so earnest in fact, that all that met him were left with the impression that this was a man you didn't mess about with.

Sarah Smith was not surprised by Dossier.com's latest change of privacy terms. "Let all my seekers find me," she mused, "and let them be well-prepared for when they do." She was mo

The Tacoma's rear wheels skidded and fought for traction against the red earth of Diablo Canyon. A half moon shed light on the bits of falling rock. Then a loud 'thump' followed

Well, I found the rotten way. It's not that you only live once, it's that you only live stupid.

if you don't go to school,