I think I've found a locally offered MFA

I think I've found a locally offered MFA program that interests me. Perhaps I'll start it this year.

I've been looking for a New Years resolution & "know thyself" is a good goal so I enrolled in the M*th*r F*ck*ng A**h*l* program, but at the 1st meeting I found out MFA stood for

complete jerks like me and welcomed me into their fold. The MFA degree apeared to be an in-depth study of the arts, but was really a primer on picking up babes in museums. Our 1st

forays into museums didn't fetch us any babes -- there were some college students already lost to art, and little vague messiahs with mom and dad, but then an S-curve caught my eye

in Exhibition room 31C. An exhibit by some obscure sculptor named Rodine or something. But that sculpture, those curves, the sheer perfection of the smooth marble! I marvelled at

how erotic rock could be. I had learned from my mistakes. I wouldn't get thrown out of /this/ museum! I lusted after the abstract hunk of sculpture, then put the moves on heavy

After hours. Eventually, I realised the utter futility of it all and left the next day, only to return as a normal visitor. Life went on. Who knew what made me do this experiment?

sprout ginger fur and make funny little purring noises. It was very embarrassing, especially since I was a video underwear model for Sears. During our last shoot, the director kept

telling me to show my feline prowess while secretively sneaking a pet of my soft silky tail. "Enough of this!" I scratched him and headed off to rule the know free world.