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Playing video games was Bob's favorite thing

  • Playing video games was Bob's favorite thing to do. but one day, something unexpected happened.
  • The love of his life was at the door, delivering his cheese-stuffed pizza. Bob had set aside the holiday weekend to live in his front room and play Call Of Duty, but his heart
  • throb was standing there holding a double cheese extra salami. She squinted at him through a thick pair of glasses. "That comes to 15.99$ Say, are you playing Elite drops? cool!"
  • "Wait, no, um, what is Elite drops?" he said. Her thick glasses made her eyes seem to bore through him like only one other woman had. It disoriented him. He did, in fact, know what
  • she was staring at and it was the Elite drops that made his nose so bulbous. You know what they say about men with bulbous noses, though.
  • They use a bunch of Kleenex, especially during cold and flu season. So, BulbousBob and I are wandering around Target looking for the tissue section, bc I hd some coupons for 2 free
  • cases, which was definitely needed considering BulbousBob's vice of masturbating every time he hears a political advertisement. With my mind wandering, I lost him in Target
  • and our paths hadn't crossed until just now when I heard a muffled rhythmic squishing noise coming from the changing station next to mine. "Vote O'Romna!" gushed BulbousBob just as
  • he accidentally stood on a rare tree frog. BulbousBob said "What was that?" as he lifted up his foot to look underneath his shoe. I was distracted by a loud cry and ignored
  • him; the tree frog's mother, a gargantuan eight-hundred pound amphibious beast, emerged from the mud, gaping her maw wide! I ran. I swear that's what happened to BulbousBob.
Started
2011-08-19 20:59:35
Finished
2012-12-04 01:34:04

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Dec 04 2012 @ 13:16

    Obviously I had no idea what elite drops was... I looked it up now and am now enlightened. LOVE how Crazybananas started calling him BulbousBob, especially since no one else had referred to him as "Bob" since Fold 2. I feel it is my duty to call your attention to this site: http://www.callofduty.com/mw3/content/elite-drops
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    CrazyBananas Dec 04 2012 @ 13:34

    Why thank you, PurpleProf! :)

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