Finished Folds (1—20)
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2I heard an odd whirring sound and...and then suddenly I found myself here, twenty years later, and I don't know Jack Squat.
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3you are an innocent party to this, this twisted, turbulent, turgid tale? I could have acknowledged my shortcomings right then, but I had other tasks on my to-do list to complete.
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3fee mugs, billboards. "I am nothing now!!" she screamed into the black hole that was her Self. Eons passed & she, unable to reflect on her circumstances, remained stoic. Suddenly
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3Ah, life was very good for a few years. Until one day... Kim Jon Un found him, finally, his face dangerously serene. "You sold out." he said (in Korean). "And now you must pay."
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4I felt her ice-cold toes dig into my back just then. DAMMIT!! I closed my eyes again, hoping, but...DAMMIT!! My adventure had disappeared. Woodenly, I rose from the bed disgusted
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2Crushed, betrayed, and bewildered, Nigel stumbled into the night, dragging his blankie behind him. We never saw Nigel again. Christmas is a bittersweet day for us even today.
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3e wantin' to get to the tractor pull before 7, so let's just fergit this whole ordeal, git us a coupla beers and a funnel cake and have a helluva time. So that's what we did.
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2with the waffle (for the mystique) & a jar of maraschino cherries to top me all off. "Oh boyohboyohboy, is Ralph going to be surprized!" I inwardly squealed. My sexy sundae
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1swung hisself up on Bert's Boneyass. The 3 of them plodded off into the sunset, realizin' another lesson learnt & thinkin' about t'morrow. Bert farted contentedly.
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3, diced him, smothered, & covered him with grilled onions & melted swiss. And then I ate all of him. Yes, that's right. I ATE VERN & I am not sorry! Well, I wasn't until my stomach
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5more degrees& they'd shed all their fur. After that happened, The Barenaked Polar Bears went on the road, their first tour, trying to make it big. They just wanted to be cool again
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4blubblubblub... As I watched the top of Bob's head disappear into the murky pond, I felt nothing but relief. To make sure Bob didn't, well, bob, I waited another hour. It was dark
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2to the reasons why: the hunger, the longing, the anger, the need for his prescriptions. "NEVER!" Moe cried, gripping the money & activating his SuperPower Spring Shoes to jump over
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12& missed, as usual. "Poor thing," she murmured, sprinkling him with hot sauce for that extra zing. After Salazar finally fell into silent delirium, she let the dogs in to lick his
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5"I have self-actualized!" he realized, satisfaction coursing through his body like blood. "Not bad for a homeless, cross-eyed, HIV-positive kid from Omaha."
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4Stop laughing & HELP ME for GAWD's sake!" But I could see Bean was just stringing me along. Suddenly my head jerked back. My arms & legs felt stiff. "Now dance for me my puppet!"
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10longer muddied by his past. Free now of royal bondage, Kenny escaped to the countryside & the empire now known as "Kenny's Krumpets" was born. All's well that ends well!
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3mit that I stunk at chemistry. "You win," I murmured, smiling calmly, right before I reached into my pocket for my cigarettes & lighter. "NO! WAIT!! DON'T light th--..." WHOOMF.
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4And, well, you can guess what then happened. No need to go into the messy details. There's a moral to this story & it's this: Don't play with Ouiji boards.
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4keep up with the Joneses? I mean, look at them! We all peered into our next door neighbor's window where we could clearly see what we were missing. I had an idea then. "Let's