....heaven forbid she laughed, the force

....heaven forbid she laughed, the force of her laugh would slam her against the wall causing a concussion. To safeguard against this, she stuffed her face with the most fattening

It exploded out of her cheese puff stuffed mouth onto the mirror & a tiny vein in her head burst and she passed out dreaming of cheese puff people in puffy coats who

had a proclivity to collect human skins in their closets. They would hunt humans- mostly men, for their greater muscle mass- and cut into the throats to suck the blood out before

the men could fight back. Then they would peel the raw flesh off of their still warm bodies and take them to their cave.

Then, they threw them in the waste area just like where they put the rest of the bodies.

The wretched stench made me gag. I couldn't help but wonder how I was going to get out of this mess or get back to my

nest. I wondered whether things would ever be normal again. I heard a gurgle and then a pop, like a juicy bubble bursting. The stench overpowered me, and I passed out finally.

My dreams were filled with exotic places. The sounds and even smells of far-away lands overpowered me. Suddenly, in my dream I was tapped on the shoulder from behind. I turned and

found myself in a Light that encompassed all. A strong but diffident voice said, "We have an opening for a Tzaddik. You ready?" I tried to back away but there was only presence.