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You have freed the Horses Of Yon, beaten

  • You have freed the Horses Of Yon, beaten the Middle-Epoch Ogre and Destroyed the Robed Witch, you have earned the prize, here are the Golden Big Boy Pants.
  • Will gingerly took the downy shimmering Big Boy Pants from the Maid & shimmied into them. The love pump had worked. The Manga cafe gold prize clung to his "Big Boys". He pranced
  • and sauntered about the space paying no heed to the recalcitrant panda watching every step from the window. The panda shouldered his M-24 and let one slip, Will shit himself.
  • That's right. Both the panda and my friend Will simultaneously defecated. That's how they found out they were identical twins separated by 0.05% DNA differences. Except for the
  • fact that identical twins have 0% DNA differences. But this wasn't a problem from Will and the panda, because Will was also a panda. Or was he? You decide.
  • I decided he was, and flipped to page 27 of the adventure book: "Will unzipped his panda suit, sucking you into the Fall of Despair." I chose wrong. Back to page
  • 16. It was six hours already and I hadn't gotten anywhere; in a fit of frustration I threw the book into the fireplace. I unzipped my panda suit and stepped into the hot tub. If
  • the ancestral eucalyptus boughs steeping in the hot tub had been properly cultivated, I would be golden. 17. For hours I only felt decongested, then sigils flew out and I emerged,
  • fragrantly ethereal in my golden skin. 18. A soft southern breeze whispered over my puckered nipples, finalizing my transformation. 19. I sneezed one last time before I carried the
  • wayward son home. Lay your weary head to rest. Don't you cry no more. 20. I lifted my arms and flew far, far away, a golden star, to beyond the heavens. 20. Home.

5 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Nov 09 2013 @ 14:11

    " the recalcitrant panda watching every step from the window" LOL!!!

  2. SlimWhitman Nov 10 2013 @ 06:15

    Wierd how Will starts out by winning the Golden Big Boy Pants and after unzipping his pandasuit and taking a dip acquires golden skin. @Jefforama: Lked the Kansas reference. There's no place like home. ;-)

  3. jefforama Nov 10 2013 @ 22:12

    Thanks, maaaaannnnn.....

  4. 49erFaithful Nov 12 2013 @ 13:23

    Lol, chargeandgo, no fair bringing logic and the rules of biology into the equation!

  5. SlimWhitman Nov 12 2013 @ 15:09

    Shall we be really nerdy and say that even identical twins has genetic differences due to recombination? Nahhh...

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