There are multiple parallel universes that

There are multiple parallel universes that go out to infinity. Every action has an alternative action. In one, you take two sheets from the roll; in another, five. In another, you

take the whole toilet paper roll and bring it home because you're a poor college student. However, in another parallel universe, you may be poor because

your mama decided that the other brother was the favorite. Ok, so, now you're poor. I don't mean Walmart poor, I mean more like, Ketchup + Hot water soup poor. Now, in this

Post apocalyptic trailer park your reduced to giving the Trump forces blow jobs and other services so your family doesn't starve. You hate those neonazis though and bite them but

they aren't exactly allowed in your diet. Come to think of it, the Trump forces had caused you to start eating a whole swatch of unfamiliar items. There was the time you

adored Cheetos, but now you wouldn't be caught dead with their sticky orange residue on your fingers. Now you eat cinnamon hearts and wonder where yours went. Once you relished

the sweet hot burning sensation as the spicy cinnamon flavor hit the back of your throat and traveled down into your gut. But now you know the consequences of eating too many

Joe Bazooka would have been proud of his grandson. The cartoons drawn by his offspring showed the greatest invention of all time was still the greatest. Quite a feat, considering

that an x-ray vision scope wasn't even necessary to see thru clothes since people whore their underwear on the outside in Joe Joe Juniors generation.