If i tell you why i have six toes on my left
- If i tell you why i have six toes on my left foot, then will you sleep with me, she asked my friends and I.
- We then kidnapped her and got her ready for dissection of the toe area. 6 times had to be investigated.
- First we tried 6 times 4, then 6 times 6. Neither of those sizes fit the toe. Nevertheless, she shrieked in pain. "Oh, I'm sorry," I said. "Am I violating your bubble?"
- But this wasn't a chinese fairytale and so we used one of those strange metal gadgets they measure shoe sizes with. 6 time 5. We've only got the Cruel Shoes in that size.
- "No worry! Shoe fit!" The proprietor smeared secret 'flex' cream on his foot, then expertly bent it so the toenails touched the shin. His heel now slid neatly in- but what a walk!
- It was less a walk than a waddle, and less a waddle due to the shoes than a waddle due to the proprietor's weirdly jutting hips. You could about rest lamps on those end tables.
- The proprietor used clip-on LED lights for the sake of convenience. Snap, snap! It pinched his skin a bit but he had so much extra padding he hardly felt it. Lighting the way
- to the future, the proprietor strolled down the pesticides aisle, and people followed him, like sea monkeys follow a flashlight. Down to the shampoo aisle they followed, and onward
- To the cereal aisle where they found Rice & Shine, cream of brown rice. That was the sea monkeys' favourite breakfast and only Whole Foods sold it nowadays. The brown rice bags beg
- an to dance, and the sea monkeys went wild with anticipation for their meal. They devoured the brown rice. It was delicious, and the monkey overlords were pleased.
- Started
- 2015-11-23 18:41:05
- Finished
- 2016-08-04 11:19:33
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gravir Aug 07 2016 @ 07:00
wow. I have to clean up my brains all over the laptop screen now. thanks, every buddy