Buddy bear was a Kodiak lookin fella about
- Buddy bear was a Kodiak lookin fella about 19 feet tall. I took his island sized paw and said "
- its time for your to grow up". He looked at me with a strange look in his eye. We walk off towards
- the sunset swinging our hands happily, but then we were interrupted. A great
- shake weight for men appeared out of a rainbow. We immediately started shake weighting till we passed out until
- it started to rain. Then we decided to go out to eat at the red lobster. We were so hungry becuase
- we had been working all day at the
- dairy queen, not the one that use to be, but the one that we got now; well Shelly started talking all about her new breast implants, Hal couldn't quit looking at them new breast
- antennas. They looked like they got great reception. "Do you mind if I plug my TV in? I don't have cable and..." Shelly nodded and took off her bra and said
- , "Does it really even matter any more?" I looked out the window at the massive fireballs dropping like rain towards the planet and unzipped my pants. "Guess not," I said, sliding
- my belt out a couple of notches. I can eat as much gravy as I want! I just kept stuffing my face with Twinkies until the windows imploded in a brilliant white light.
- Started
- 2011-05-11 11:15:23
- Finished
- 2011-05-13 01:14:40
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SlimWhitman May 14 2011 @ 08:21
Breast antennas always get a great reception.
SlimsBro May 17 2011 @ 00:27
It was brief and ended in a flash of light... Great story.