Finished Folds (1—20)
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1Link's small penis went flaccid and his piss covered vision of Zelda vanished as Donkey Kong burst into his room. "Oh, sorry 'bout that but I had to tell you we have an emergency!"
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7Frankenstein nodded ever so slightly so the monster took the bible and tore it in two. The clerk took it for an affirmation and motioned the monster to sit down. He sat on a tack
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6Pete thought emulating the old woman had turned out to be a bad idea. The spider he swallowed to catch the fly ended up eating everything and making commentary every time he opened
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5touchy said Diego. Dora turned and slapped him in the face. Don't contradict what I say! I was first and I'm the boss! Diego meekly muttered something about goring unicorn horns.
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5My mouth was raw and I could taste the sharp tang of iron. Looking around I didn't have a place to spit to see what was going on in there. I popped another hard candy. Last one for
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2with those pinatas?" "But there are a plethora of pinatas..." said Juan. El Guapo whipped out his rapier and as quick as anything Juan had ever seen, he
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6Her mom always told her she had two left feet. She stumbled as she put on the shoe and fell out the window backwards. She was back in the room again but now there were two of her.
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2wiggled her bottom. Keep it in there, he said, that Twinkie lovin' mob will want it and it is our last bit of food left. She squirmed and they ran into the sun set holding hands.
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0but a tourniquet staunched the bleeding. The tournament tour would soon be over. Thankfully her Tourettes didn't kick in causing her to drop her tourmaline necklace and scream
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5d been shot. I replied that I was merely speaking hypothetically and it might have been 36 or 38 times. The cop nodded and slowly walked back to the crime scene. A drop of sweat
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4and lashed his slimy tentacles in the air just thinking about how Yoda had tricked him into lifting that ship to trick that kid. Well, Yoda was dead and Degobah was all his.
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4conga drums beating a rhythm that just couldn't be beat. Golum could really get your feet moving. Floating out there on the water the drums called out
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6snap his suspenders against his burly chest making his chafed nipples bleed. Babe de ox burst through a copse of trees, stopped and dropped the chapstick saying, "Sorry I am late."
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0Not only could Ted pack a lot in 30 minutes, he could also unpack a lot in 30 minutes which was precisely what he was doing since his wife had just informed him that
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4he was reminded that he needed to go and visit his doctor. He liked the doctor's warm hands and always looked forward to the friendly banter even if there was a shot involved.
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3the penis indentations he would make in the sand. Unfortunately he had E.D so they only looked like the wiggly indentations of a fat earth worm. She stood up, shook off the sand
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6hats of yellow and green with little tiny bells on the drooping end of each corner. The roaches appreciated the hats and proclaimed him king of the fools for only a fool would
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6Why had I fashioned it in the shape of a needle? I found it sticking from my left thumb. I shoved it deep into my thumb to engage it and screamed as nothing happened. Another dud.
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5"Man he was just egging you on." "True that but I think it is really all just a shell game." "I won't give any financial backing until they see the whites of my eyes." He rolled
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6with the seed of their loins. Multiple loins. Turned out he was right, F stood for Fallopian Tubes and they had given him a brand new set. They all laughed about it 9 months later.