Today.. "do you know what day today is?"
- Today.. "do you know what day today is?" I kept replaying the strange phone call I received in the morning. I told the caller "Of course, i know, I'm not stupid" but the truth is
- that I really didn't remember what I had going on today. Maybe it was something important like my daughter's field hockey game or maybe it was just a trip to the dentist.
- Don't underestimate the importance or excitement of a dentist visit. My dentist has eyes made of emerald and will give you a diamond toothbrush after he
- probes your mouth, as long as you do not complain. But who would complain? He is dreamy.
- Dreamy doesn't equal perfect and often the morning after reveals certain truths hidden by vodka and darkness. His face and body are a kind of treachery only noticed at close range
- or through a rifle's powerful scope. In his case, I would prefer to keep him at shooting range. After all, I can't be drunk ALL the time, and he would always be hideously ugly.
- My father always said: "There are no ugly women at closing time." I had never understood his sentiment until tonight, I mean, I'm a woman! Anyway, there was no way I was going home
- with the ginger fat man I picked up at the pool hall. His breath was foul and his beard had gravy all around the edges. It looked like a fried sunflower. Instead, I'll just inch
- down his sleeve to his limp wrist, where he wears his Rolex. Without him noticing, I took the watch and proceeded to walk away. He looked around but then slumped down.
- His time had run out. But mine was just beginning. Ducking into the alley behind Mr. Chin's, I kissed the enchanted Rolex & slipped it on. Eternal life, Ha! Death takes a licking.
- Started
- 2010-11-23 16:55:40
- Finished
- 2010-12-12 12:56:17
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sundancer Dec 13 2010 @ 10:16
This is a great one! :-)