Finished Folds (1—20)
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2aghast at the stupidity of the fool, but having a fondness for puns & wordplay, the cat laughed heartily and bent down to lick his bum which he was also very well acquainted with.
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2quickly scrambled to the DeLorean, but it was too late. Doc was shot. He lay lifeless. I sobbed over him in a heap of despair. But he bounced up, ripping his shirt like the hulk to
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4to break free from your pursuers, but your bionic prosthetic arm tears off and is left behind. You push an Asian lady with an umbrella and hop on the yellow line just as the doors
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4to break free from your pursuers, but your bionic prosthetic arm tears off and is left behind. You push an Asian lady with an umbrella and hop on the yellow line just as the doors
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3guts it takes during your darkest moments to see the light, to adjust your sails when the wind changes, to look into the eyes of the morning and PUNCH TODAY IN THE FACE. You MUST
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2wish the zombies would just get it over with and attack me already. Staying safe in my bunker is a drag and I want to be out there where all the action is but Mommy said I have to
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3King Noah managed to scramble away from the orderlies and get back to his ark that he had been working so diligently on. A sprinkle of rain fell from the sky. He and his family
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8Jean-Paul Sartre. The broth smoked thin cigarettes, blew smoke rings while quoting Baudelaire and wore a black beret tilted rakishly on its head. And it tasted très bon! *SLURP*
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7knew except Hades, the head chef, who sprinkled Hot Damn sauce on the meatloaf before Gadyloo brought it out to the hungry dinner guest. She was there on vacation despite her
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5Just about every Mexican stereotype wizzed by him as he drove the legendary Gypsy Rose lowrider past the tamale vendors. A gust of wind pulled his sombrero off his head and it flew
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2a pretty splenderific moment watching the leprechaun chase after the dish who had stolen his spoon. I decided to follow them. They came upon a waterfall, behind which was a cave.
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4with an atomic bomb in hand. Junior was curious and wanted to touch it. "NO, honey!" His mother cried. She swatted his hand away as Walrus Barbus Sr prepared to fire the weaponry.
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7She and Koko arrived at the shabby apartment downtown. Instead of ringing the bell like decent people she peeked in the window to find her husband in bed with a drag queen wearing
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6The cucumbers assembled themselves to peacefully storm the streets holding up signs that read "Cucumber Lives Matter!" The other vegetables were offended. "ALL vegetables matter!"
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3A maid gasped as I scrambled to cover myself with a nearby ashtray. "Let me get your money, Sweetheart," I said coming back into the hotel room. I found my crumpled jeans in a heap
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7as I put down Gone With the Wind & remove my sunglasses & lifeguard whistle to dive in and save them. Turns out they were just fooling around and not actually drowning. "OUT!" I
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6Quickly she hopped out of the snow and back into the hot tub because she was starting to freeze her naked bum off. She didn't realize her dad was in the hot tub, too. Awkard...
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4Marcus was shaking in his boots now, beads of sweat dripping from his brow. I had him right where I wanted him. "I won't shoot you if you just admit it," I said, the gun pointed
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7"You handle the children!" Amy grunted. She slipped into the bubblebath and felt her troubles melt away." Ahhh, free at last!" She sighed. Felix knocked on the door and shouted
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11snapping pictures of his bare bum as she chased after him with the skirt of her nun's habit gathered in her fist. His bum appeared online and he became a meme overnight with