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Hubert was wearing no shirt and mashed a

  • Hubert was wearing no shirt and mashed a cream pie in the customs agents face. The monkey in his pants tickled his
  • Tickle Me Elmo boxers, making his toes tingle with delight & shocking the monkey, who climbed out, tore off his tiny monkey pants & threw his tiny monkey pie at the customs agent.
  • Mysterious stranger, Delphine du Dentifrice scooped up the tiny naked monkey & popped him in her handbag. She gave the custardy customs agent a smile & they boarded the Orient Expr
  • ess Xtreme. Europe clattered past, Samarkand, the Steppes. Delphine had just unwrapped the tiny naked monkey's banana bonbon when they found themselves in Arkhangelsk, the pursuers
  • had given up chase. The pursuers had a crisis in confidence of their objective. All of a sudden it seemed pointless to chase. Maybe they didn't want what they were after.
  • Maybe the trick to life was not wanting anything. The pursuers peeled off of the chase, changed into orange robes, shaved their heads and ran into a buddhist temple. Soon, they
  • were mistaken for peeled oranges and the buddhist monks ate them up, marveling at their unusual flavor, until one of them shrieked "This orange had teeth in its head!" It was then
  • That the Master banned them toothy fruit from the temple. There were no dentists within 500 miles, each monk had his own supplies of dental tools and helped the others with
  • the bloodletting and their odorous bedfellows. “Brother Jacque, since I’m already leeching you in preparation to extract your molars, how about a shave and a tickle?”
  • Before Jacque could answer, a man with a disfigured mouth stepped out from the shadow and pounced. In the span of two minutes, he hit the "dentist" 34 times in the head with a bat.
Started
2014-11-24 22:48:56
Finished
2017-12-29 12:37:18

6 Comments

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    LordVacuity Dec 29 2017 @ 14:49

    It was a vampire bat. Also, how cool that I brought back the tickle. I had no idea there had been a tickle involved.
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    Gibber Dec 29 2017 @ 15:08

    The "man with a disfigured mouth" must be Hubert.
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    Woab Dec 29 2017 @ 15:40

    I suppose that having no shirt, a disfigured mouth, and a monkey in one's pants might tend to make one a bit ornery.
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    LordVacuity Dec 30 2017 @ 13:58

    I suspect the PA was playing some Peter Gabriel when Hubert lost his trouser monkey.
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    BlastedHeath Dec 31 2017 @ 16:51

    Interesting dental theme, starting with Delphine du Dentifrice (excellent name!).
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    lucielucie Jan 01 2018 @ 19:23

    Thanks BH! I nearly went with Zelda von Zahnpasta but I'm glad I didn't now :)

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