Finished Folds (1—20)
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4The pigeon looked at me thoughtfully and left a small deposit running down the back of my shoulder. How appropriate and apt.
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4Gilbert the Grey silently extricated himself from the cotoneaster and dourly brushed off a few dead leaves. He caught a cab and looked out of the window at the drizzling rain as he
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2hit: "Argentines without means do it. People say in Boston even beans do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love!
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3with the universe and love without measure. Boingeaux gazed at the geese flying north towards the snow, packed his bag and left without closing the door behind him.
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2spangled up-do. A powdered jackanape rushed after the minnehoonies but they had already eaten he icecream. They were executed by he queen and it would be happy ever after except
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3focussing on the soft furnishings, madam, and listen to the injuries the foul Dan has inflicted on my heart!" While the counsellor attempted to splint my fractured arm, I waxed ly
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5that our marriage had been on boil wash for too long and was now misshapen, matted & covered in fluff. But divorce papers? Surely there was a solution which could remove the stains
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6The moral of this tale is never swim up high too close to the sun and fly too deep in the sea. Or Icarus's fate will be your own and served with chips you'll be.
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3flubbered, "Thae jelllyfish ain't booncy enuf." I passed the giant Scottish frog a universal complaints form to fill in while the blue lobster continued manicuring my toes. Dramati
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4I whetted my boning knife and in sure strokes filleted Audrey into pieces fittable into a medium sized frying pan. I was carrying her head over to my stock pot when her eye winked
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4move for cannellis, black eyeds, haricots, and tiny Puy lentils thronging the streets in their weeny pink hats demanding the abolition of veganism and one pot cooking. Making barri
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6laugh squashed into a box. Inevitably the scandal engulfing Clowns Without Borders & unregulated Chuckle Acid abuse led to Bozo in the dock in chains confronted by ace prosecutor
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3snakes. Excellent! My transformation into Medusa complete, I made my way to my first parrot training workshop with Gerald my untrainable Macaw on my shoulder snacking on my 'hair'
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6I put the tub of beef dripping on the kitchen table along with a red steel jimmy, silver duck tape, a pack of yellow polyester cotton pillow cases, a jar of nutella and
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5The next day Darth Anony woke with a clanging head. His cushioning pillow had disappeared. A note was magnetted to the fridge. DEAR DARTH, I MAY BE JUST SIMPLE BEDDING TO YOU BUT
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13I leant on a pillar in aisle 6 reading the nutritional information on a Trader Joe's Belgian Chocolate Pudding. Apparently 'No Belgians were harmed in producing this pudding'. But
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6My thoughts drifted to the Korean branch of their family & cousin Ish. Gray Ish was Kim Jong's stylist and palm reader. Suddenly Dark Gray strode into the dungeon wearing a tiny
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6ism really was for her. Although she believed a conscious mind was responsible for all things, she hated wearing thick-soled shoes and all the theists she had ever met had ugly
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4I can't see a box of popcorn without crying into it now. So these days I snack on pork chops dipped in salted caramel instead at the movies. It's not the same though.
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2The short answer is "bananas" of course. The long answer is "lots of bananas" and the de luxe answer is "Musa × paradisiaca".